Humor 🤣 The haiku 'what are your weekend plans' thread

[dandy_warhol]

Thank you, Midori.
I will lie here and gestate.
Please stay in, Baby.

 

[terraplnr]

Minutae of life
Making time fly by too fast
Happy, long weekend.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

anniversary
then upta camp to open
clean for next party

 

[Tide]

"Every Memorial Day Weekend"

Mow, Mow, Mow the grass
Drink a beer, or two, or three
Cars go in circles

 

[DVD]

Set kids free in yard
Give wife a break from the kids
never successful

 

[luckless pedestrian]

get better quickly
prep house for vacation rent
move kids to my place

 

[Midori]

Visit the in-laws.
Try to eat some vegetables.
Father's Day is crap.

 

[WSU MUP Student]

Run, run, run some more
Relax on a new hammock
Run, run, run some more

 

[btrage]

I have no idea.
Vet, then mother-in-law's house.
For daughter's b-day.

 

[ofos]

Dinner out tonight
Saturday in the country
Then Father's Day, meh

 

[Maister]

much needed weeding
donate more stuff to Goodwill
pastor leaving church

 

[btrage]

Help SIL move?
Start packing for vacations.
Drink some tasty beer.

 

[WSU MUP Student]

Impromptu trip to...
The beach this afternoon, 'cause...
No power at home!

 

[Midori]

No plans this weekend.
I should come up with something;
it will be wasted.

 

[DVD]

start packing the house
moving around the corner
no longer renting

 

[luckless pedestrian]

pain, clean, primp and wash
vacation rentals start on
saturday, homeless

 

[Vancity]

Going to the airport
but not flying anywhere
Canada day too.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

hubby reunion
his open house for client
bike ride with daughter

 

[ofos]

Already rj'd
Sitting at the country house
No more stress this week

 

[Midori]

Waiting for husband
to pick me up and take us
away to the hills.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

family comes now
book sale, festivals, swimming
dinner on Moose Pond

 

[luckless pedestrian]

eldest to college
girl's night shopping north conway
to the hudson and back

 

[Midori]

Hoping to sleep in!
Now that baby sleeps better,
weekends are better.

 

[ofos]

Lawyers killed good sale
Kiss my commission good-bye
Drinking this weekend

 

[luckless pedestrian]

bike ride after work
then off to northeast kingdom
hiking gin steak and pitch

 

[ofos]

heading to country
consuming mass quantities:b:
ofos loves his beer:beers::beers:

 

[luckless pedestrian]

wedding bells weekend
gluten free druid bonfire
at least there's lobster

 

[michaelskis]

Never mind... I am horrible at haikus

 

[ofos]

Friday the 13th
Superstition holds no sway
My weekend is here

 

[luckless pedestrian]

protein blitz tonight
then 25 mile bike trek
head up to see fam

 

[Midori]

In spite of the rain,
try to recharge batteries
before Monday dawns.

 

[ofos]

Can't plan a weekend
Can not even plan a day
My life is not mine

 

[WSU MUP Student]

Relaxing tonight
Twenty-miler tomorrow
Football, beer, football

 

[Midori]

Try not to freak out.
Try not to give away kids.
Be nice to husband.

 

[Midori]

Annual meeting!
A weekend in Gatlinburg--
Fall in the mountains.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

First, sleep tonight
then dinner party and brunch
I need hugs from all

 

[Maister]

No big plans tonight
teaching friend how to homebrew
aftermath Sunday

 

[WSU MUP Student]

Clean the gutters out
Donuts at the cider mill
Enjoy football games

 

[btrage]

No big plans tonight.
Go to the mother-in-law's
Football; mow the lawn?

 

[terraplnr]

Date night, seafood place
otherwise - grill, clean, cook, gym
church, then Walking Dead x|

 

[Vancity]

Writing the paper
Research never ends, oh the
humanity, sigh.

 

[terraplnr]

Plans ---> reality
Sick, lay on couch, no fun here
Still seafood at least.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

hubby is away
birthday parties, girl's dinner
hike and housework too

 

[DVD]

raking up the leaves
kids jumping in big leaf piles
happy kids all day

 

[Maister]

Directors' meeting
Take Junior roller skating?
chill out after church

 

[btrage]

Friday night, relax.
Mow the lawn, Michigan State.
Lions in first place.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

scooping and what-not
birthday party, movie, or
Go Patriot's yes!

 

[luckless pedestrian]

family travels
quick clean, cook, then real estate
dog sleds mushers bowl

 

[luckless pedestrian]

I feel like I am the only one in this room

Holy crap, need it!
Coffee, dinner, brunch with friends
binge watch House of Cards

 

[Maister]

watch Foyles War, drink beer
watch radio show, drink beer
go to church, drink beer