The guilt has been building up for decades. No longer can I keep it inside, but after carrying this secret for so long, I've at long last got to unburden myself......
Dear 4th grade teacher,
You know that science project in 1973 where I made a diorama of the human digestive tract using various types of macaroni and pasta? well.....
MY MOTHER HELPED ME WITH IT!!! In fact, I'd say she did
most of the work! I've been living a lie ever since. There's no question I never would have gotten to where I am in life today but for the A grade I got on this one important assignment.