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What were you hoping to gain?Went back up to the office today. Kind of a sickening feeling. It may be the last. I gained nothing.
What were you hoping to gain?Went back up to the office today. Kind of a sickening feeling. It may be the last. I gained nothing.
My supervisor came into my office today and said, "oh wow! You're wearing lipstick today!"Does anyone have any chocolate - I ate all my conference swag chocolate from last week
Sorry. All I've got is a 32 oz diet dew and half a bag of butter rum life savers. Have you scrounged around the business license desk? Sometimes I find chocolate there.....Does anyone have any chocolate - I ate all my conference swag chocolate from last week
My supervisor came into my office today and said, "oh wow! You're wearing lipstick today!"
I immediately turned bright red, as I never wear lipstick, and realized it was chocolate from the chocolate fairlife I just drank. Then I had to admit it was chocolate and not lipstick. 🐷🐷
I had to get lawn bags . . . .What were you hoping to gain?
I just had a raspberry truffle.Does anyone have any chocolate - I ate all my conference swag chocolate from last week
I won a big bag of M&Ms at work last week. Unfortunately, I took them home. It's half empty already, so if you want any you better hurry up.Does anyone have any chocolate - I ate all my conference swag chocolate from last week
Did you save out the green ones?I won a big bag of M&Ms at work last week. Unfortunately, I took them home. It's half empty already, so if you want any you better hurry up.
Yeah I noticed......waiting until someone notices.....
You know you are old when a younger brother get his Medicare card.
You will like the member / senior discounts.I'm just more and more concerned with the AARP stuff showing up in the mail!!!
By being the best loser there ever was?How can a loser ever win?
how can you stop the rain from falling downHow can a loser ever win?
How can a loser ever win?
Great song
My oldest played flute in band and my youngest is in choir and does musicals/plays. As someone with ZERO musical or performance talent, I am constantly amazed at what these kids can do.We had a combined 8th grade and high school concert band concert last night. My daughter is in 8th grade and plays clarinet in the regular band and clarinet and keyboards in jazz band. She also surprised us last night and played alto sax during one particular song in the regular band - she only began playing that back in December when they started working on a piece that needed an alto sax but the band didn't have one so she decided to give it a try. She also had a clarinet solo in another song. She always amazes me with her musical ability.
Two other notes from the concert:
- The 8th grade has a kid who plays guitar and sax in the jazz band and sax in the regular band and he's phenomenal. Yesterday he had a sax solo during one of the jazz band pieces and he was able to improvise for a few bars and it turned into Careless Whisper.
- I'm officially old because some of the haircuts on these kids really irk me!
My oldest played flute in band and my youngest is in choir and does musicals/plays. As someone with ZERO musical or performance talent, I am constantly amazed at what these kids can do.
Also, yes on the haircuts, especially the boys lol
Give us your best joke from that set.Little known Maister trivia. During my senior year, I was asked by the organizers of the high school talent show to do stand up comedy between acts to give stage crews time set up for the next act. I wasn't even an 'entry' in the talent show, yet somehow based on student votes managed to get third place in the show.![]()
Dandy, this was like 42 years ago.Give us your best joke from that set.
I'm officially old because some of the haircuts on these kids really irk me!
This bothers me a bit. The guy my stepdaughter dated mostly through high school had some of the worst haircuts I've ever seen. Then I take a breath, sit back, and think that no one is is rocking an unironic mullet, there are no rattails, and no one has plaster Vanilla Ice hair so this too will pass.Also, yes on the haircuts, especially the boys lol
Dandy, this was like 42 years ago.
Okay, I remember doing an imitation of Pac Man. Something to do with ways students were misspending their lunch money.
Bless you. I've already had one this morning. I need to quit but I'm in the wrong line of work for that.This is day two of me trying not to have caffeine (diet Mt. Dew) till lunch. It's not going well. Yesterday hair grew spontaneously from my right cheek but disappeared later. It mocked me. My need mocks me.
I can feel the walls closing in. This is the end. The doom of all ages is upon me. I'm not the boss, so I can't just leave when I want, and I can't find a pretense for a site visit. What am I supposed to do, go upstairs to the vending machine and pay 2 bucks for a can of pop like an animal? I won't do it. I won't.
I'll just let the darkness take me.
I haven't seen "Elbow Room" since when it was actively airing on Saturday Morning (maybe 1976). Those America Rocks 'educational' cartoons had some horrific propaganda in them.Speaking of children's theatre. A few weeks ago the local American theatre put on a children's play of Schoolhouse Rock Jr. The kids did a great job but it was interesting to see that they included some songs that seem a bit problematic for the current social climate.
Such as:
and
Hubby and I were tempted to write some updated songs to include in the show that tell the perspective of Indigenous People and people of color.
There needs to be a chipper little Schoolhouse Rock tune about Slavery as well as the Trail of Tears, don't you think?@Maister , help me write the songs of the people! Let's use our privilege to ruin the memories of Schoolhouse Rock by adding some much needed political correctness.
I haven't seen "Elbow Room" since when it was actively airing on Saturday Morning (maybe 1976). Those America Rocks 'educational' cartoons had some horrific propaganda in them.
Liebensraum indeed!
Definitely! I can picture it now!There needs to be a chipper little Schoolhouse Rock tune about Slavery don't you think?
Gag.Just picture a 5 gallon vat of heavy duty Great Value mayonnaise
Gag.
Or wait! Is that how you imagine School House Rock?
Key phrase "heavy duty". I have seen that used on mayo from my grocery store deli days. I have always wondered about the specifications on that.Just picture a 5 gallon vat of heavy duty Great Value mayonnaise
I just asked chatgpt to give me a song about rezoning request in the style of school house rock. It is as follows:Definitely! I can picture it now!
And one about how Corporations are People too!
It's missing about 200 acres of parkingAs a planner, I noticed the fundamental design flaw of the new Las Vegas baseball stadium immediately . . .
Does anyone else notice it?
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A’s unveil renderings for ballpark in Las Vegas
OAKLAND, Calif. — The Athletics, Bjarke Ingels Group (BIG), and HNTB have unveiled the design for the A’s new ballpark project in Las Vegas on the Tropicana site. BIG will serve as the design lead and HNTB as the sports/hospitality designer and architect of record. "The collaboration between...www.mlb.com
Yes, and a lot of called strikeouts and HBP's.Gonna be a lot of foul balls and errant throws knocking out teeth behind home plate. Might want to invest in cosmetic dentistry practices in Vegas.
Yes, there should be SOME parking, but there are lots of other ways to get there other than a car, plus all the casinos nearby have garages.It's missing about 200 acres of parking
MLB requires a certain amount of netting. It's just a rendering.Gonna be a lot of foul balls and errant throws knocking out teeth behind home plate. Might want to invest in cosmetic dentistry practices in Vegas.
I'm referring to the fact that the home plate is set up so that the batter is facing west. Ballparks are designed so the batter is facing east/northeast (or nearly so).MLB requires a certain amount of netting. It's just a rendering.