Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[Maister]

^ Wanted in three states for mopery

 

[JNA]

^Because he forgot to eat his daily serving of Powdermilk Biscuits, he didn't have the strength to get up and do what needs to be done.

 

[Doohickie]

^Because he forgot to eat his daily serving of Powdermilk Biscuits, he didn't have the strength to get up and do what needs to be done.

Was the proof that all children are not above average.

 

[JNA]

^ was fired from the Ketchup Advisory Board

 

[kms]

Is a rebel who insists in using Hunts ketchup when he visits Pittsburgh

 

[dandy_warhol]

^once made a donut out of chicken skin .

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ once dressed in a chicken suit to try and get into a baseball game for free

 

[Doohickie]

Tried to tunnel into the stadium to see the game for free, but made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

 

[Maister]

^ All of his classical music exposure is limited to Looney Tunes soundtracks

 

[JNA]

^was kidnapped by Marvin the Martian.

 

[Maister]

^ owns a uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ Can operate the Rockwell Automation Retro Encabulator in his sleep.

 

[kms]

^ Invented Uniblab.

 

[Planit]

^^^loves to 'roll coal' in her big diesel pickup truck

 

[JNA]

^ wishes they had a big diesel smoke belching up on lifters pickup truck

 

[Doohickie]

Hitchhikes everywhere.

^ All of his classical music exposure is limited to Looney Tunes soundtracks

 

[michaelskis]

^ Played Robert Moses in a planning related adaptation of "New York New York" on Broadway.

 

[JNA]

^ only read the Cliffs Notes version of the Power Broker

 

[Doohickie]

^ only read the Cliffs Notes version of the Power Broker

Wanted power but ended up broke.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^licks the chicken from Popeyes before returning it for a refund.

 

[Planit]

^^^won a lifetime supply of vegan cottage cheese

 

[JNA]

^ can't dance in the rain.

 

[Maister]

^ exudes a perpetually pissed off attitude.

 

[JNA]

^ Can do Monday Morning without coffee.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ refers to Juan Valdez as Uncle Juan Valdez.

 

[JNA]

^ pays for my coffee

 

[michaelskis]

^ Knows the actual lyrics to the the song "Louie Louie"

 

[JNA]

^ Falls on the bunny slope skiing.

 

[Doohickie]

Only happy when it rains.

 

[Maister]

^ Uses the word 'spritely' in daily conversation far too much.

 

[Planit]

^^^his "vegetable garden" is actually the produce section at the grocery store

 

[JNA]

^ was in the Animal House supermarket scene

 

[Planit]

^^^doesn't know the difference between 'sensual' and 'sensuous'

 

[Doohickie]

Trying to decide if the word "spritely" is sensual or sensuous.

 

[JNA]

^ was left unsupervised

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ was supposed to be supervising but stayed in the office and watched the series finale of Saved By The Bell, again, for the 17th time.

 

[JNA]

^ still thinks I am employed as a senior (both age & longevity) planner
AND
doesn't know how or wants to RJ on a friday before a 3 day weekend

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Trying to decide if the word "spritely" is sensual or sensuous.

I don't know about "spritely" but did learn via Animal House the correct classification of vegetables.

 

[Doohickie]

Knows that's what @Planit and @JNA were referring to all along.

 

[DVD]

^^^ Dreams of the day they make a 10 speed tricycle like he had when he was a kid.

 

[JNA]

^^^ dreams he was back in Nebraska.

 

[Doohickie]

Chases rabbits in his dreams.

 

[Maister]

Has a ticket stub collection for every Superbowl since 1967

 

[JNA]

^^^ has a dry cleaning laundry ticket stub collection

 

[Planit]

^^^reading his signed copy of "Art of the Deal"

 

[JNA]

^^^ thinks/believes I spent money on that book.

 

[DVD]

^^^Hasn't spent money since candy was 1 penny

 

[JNA]

^^^ wishes he was back in South Dakota

 

[Doohickie]

Owns a dental floss ranch in Montana.

 

[JNA]

still dreams of living in a van down by the river.