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Was a member of the US Air Force Thunderbirds demonstration team*



*He was the team member who cleaned out the vomit from when they took VIPs up for joy rides.
 
^ Knew what hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia was without googling it.
 
^ Keeps an old pager in a nightstand drawer, just so he can look at it sometimes.
 
^ Had a Blackberry 'legacy' phone right up until 2022 when they cut off his service
 
^^^ owns an engraved marshmallow roasting stick which is normally displayed above the living room fireplace.
 
^^^ is actually a time traveler and is the guy on the left.

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^^ Lied to his parents in 1974 to go see Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers at CBGB. He told the folks he was going to a sober teen roller disco in Jersey, but actually hopped on the Penn Central train to NYC and ended up getting a ride back to NJ from Glenn Danzig afterwards.
 
^ Sniffs glue on a weekly basis with Bruce Dickinson & the ghost of Dee Dee Ramone, aboard the Iron Maiden jet, while Bruce is flying.
 
^^^ Doesn't care if the speedo is acceptable attire, will wear it anyway, especially on the Michigan beaches in winter.
 
^ Lived in Boulder in 1976-77 and knew Jello Biafra, well before he became punk and founded Dead Kennedys, as a long haired hesher kid who loved Kansas & Ted Nugent.
 
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