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^ Was jealous of The Skulls and as a result started his own somewhat less successful secret society call The Heels
 
^ wants to be a settler ^

One time in 1978, on a trip to Los Angeles during Spring Break: smoked some alcapulco gold with Tommy Chong than ran down the sunset strip with Tommy Chong and Billy Carter in a Lex Luthor costume spraying Tab Cola on anyone who was wearing a disco suit while yelling "Zeppelin Rules!!!"
 
^ was the original street corner squeegee man ^

Briefly served as a consultant to the NYPD on the Squeegee Man problem in the 1980s. His solution: "to unite the Punx and Skins and put them on a boat" which later inspired this song:

 
^ Pumped a lot of 'tane down in New Orleans. But he never saw the good side of a city 'til he hitched a ride on the riverboat queen.
 
^ Once he built a railroad, made it run, made it race against time. Once he built a railroad; now it's done. Brother, can you spare a dime?
 
^ Has never been let down by any drawbacks or shortcomings associated with Spell check
 
^ started collecting coins when he was little - any coins he could get his hands on because its like money you know
 
^ Has applied for the Flint Michigan job of Chief Community & Economic Development Officer ^
 
^ was a stunt double on the tv show "Petticoat Junction" ^

Wrote all of Neutral Milk Hotel's songs in the period from 1975-78 but sold them to Jeff Magnum in 1992 for an exorbitant sum of money and still recieves royalties for "into the aeroplane over the sea" to this day that pay for his penchant for Expensive craft brew keg parties and vintage BMW M Series coupes.
 
Wrote all of Neutral Milk Hotel's songs in the period from 1975-78 but sold them to Jeff Magnum in 1992 for an exorbitant sum of money and still recieves royalties for "into the aeroplane over the sea" to this day that pay for his penchant for Expensive craft brew keg parties and vintage BMW M Series coupes.

Can only drive an automatic.
 
^ Drives a dually pickup truck with lifters, over sized mud tires, and extra lights on the roll bar ^
 
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