^ ridden unicorn sliding down a rainbow just this morning ^
^ Has a side job as a Vulcan Language Instructor.
^ Was jealous of The Skulls and as a result started his own somewhat less successful secret society call The Heels
^ has a strange addiction of making snow angles while naked.
^ does the same in the mud ^
^ will paper his new man cave with confiscated Democratic political signs.
^ wants to be a settler ^
^ was the original street corner squeegee man ^
Briefly served as a consultant to the NYPD on the Squeegee Man problem in the 1980s. His solution: "to unite the Punx and Skins and put them on a boat" which later inspired this song:
^^ is working all weekend on a GIS map of all the places he's visited in the world -- by County.
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Thinks Bernie Sanders helped created the sitcom 'Seinfeld."
^ Runs his credit score on a bi-weekly basis.^ Has never been let down by any drawbacks or shortcomings associated with Spell check
^ was a stunt double on the tv show "Petticoat Junction" ^
Wrote all of Neutral Milk Hotel's songs in the period from 1975-78 but sold them to Jeff Magnum in 1992 for an exorbitant sum of money and still recieves royalties for "into the aeroplane over the sea" to this day that pay for his penchant for Expensive craft brew keg parties and vintage BMW M Series coupes.
Was into mini trucks back in the '70s before they were cool.
^ is a teller of tall tales.
^REFUSES TO MOVE OUT OF HIS COUNTY^
BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE CHESTER IS.