Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[otterpop]

Waiting to see which candidate gets an endorsement from Daisy Duke.

 

[The Terminator]

Waiting to see which candidate gets an endorsement from Daisy Duke.

Is voting for Bob Dole as a write in

 

[JNA]

^ If Trump wins is not moving to Cape Breton ^

http://cbiftrumpwins.com/#intro

 

[Otis]

^^ Finally stopped wetting the bed.

 

[The Terminator]

^ Went to Planning School at Cape Breton University, MUP class of 1975.

^ If Trump wins is not moving to Cape Breton ^

http://cbiftrumpwins.com/#intro

Im going to Quebec City if Trump wins!

 

[DVD]

^ Thinks Quebec is one of the Hawaiian Islands.

 

[Maister]

^ Routinely pronounces the word 'affront' with a silent 'q'

 

[Planit]

Has a Milk of Magnesia chaser with his evening lemon tea.

 

[The Terminator]

Has a Milk of Magnesia chaser with his evening lemon tea.

^Mixes everclear grain alcohol with Pepto Bismol and drinks it on city buses.

 

[JNA]

^ Does not like dunking cookies in coffee ^

 

[RandomPlanner]

^^ just punched me in the face!!

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^^ just punched me in the face!!

Just punched him back and KO'd him.

 

[Maister]

^ Has played Mrs. Claus on the float in the local holiday parade for the last three years

 

[The Terminator]

^ Has played Mrs. Claus on the float in the local holiday parade for the last three years

^Is currently drinking a space bag of thunderbird wine at his county planning board chairpersons office and blasting black sabbath.

 

[DVD]

^ Will be found tonight cruising Greenwich sidewalks looking for Manilow fans.

 

[JNA]

^ literally was found outstanding in a [STRIKEOUT]his[/STRIKEOUT] field. ^

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ literally was found outstanding in a [STRIKEOUT]his[/STRIKEOUT] field. ^

Operates the state's largest CAFO. He's known as the pig king.

 

[The Terminator]

Operates the state's largest CAFO. He's known as the pig king.

Currently listening to Korn and trying to cultivate DMT in plant form using miracle gro, popsicle sticks and cucumber seeds

 

[Planit]

^his alarm plays Captain & Tennille hits in the morning

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^his alarm plays Captain & Tennille hits in the morning

Secretly roots for the Yankees.

 

[JNA]

^ wears a every day because he is a Kentucky fan ^

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ wears a every day because he is a Kentucky fan ^

Frequently goes across the river so he can be with "his people"

 

[DVD]

^ Is easily confused by laser pointers.

 

[JNA]

^ chases the laser pointer red dot ^

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ chases the laser pointer red dot ^

Still looking for Waldo.

 

[JNA]

^ Professional Snipe Hunter ^

 

[Otis]

^^ Is writing "50 Shades of Blue."

 

[otterpop]

^
Thinks the President and Mitch McConnell should settle their differences by Indian leg wrestling, best two out of three.

 

[JNA]

^ Doesn't know who Donald Trump is ^

 

[DVD]

^ Plans on writing in Maister for everything at election time.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Plans on writing in Maister for everything at election time.

Is still hoping for a Ted Cruz landslide victory with Ben Carson as his VP.

 

[Maister]

^ Is still bitter following John Anderson's defeat

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Is still bitter following John Anderson's defeat

Still bitter about Ross Perot losing the election.

 

[kms]

Still bitter about Ross Perot losing the election.

^ His real job is at the golf shop out by the mall.

 

[JNA]

^ over or not qualified to be a food taster for a bakery ^

 

[DVD]

^ dreams of selling shoes instead of doing plan work.

 

[Maister]

^ Is Sylvester Stallone's second cousin (on his mother's side)

 

[The Terminator]

^ Is Sylvester Stallone's second cousin (on his mother's side)

Was a member of Spacemen 3, briefly in 1989.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

Was a member of Spacemen 3, briefly in 1989.

Late at night, when he is sure no one is around, listens to soft rock.

 

[JNA]

^ write the songs that make the young girls cry ^
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/barrymanilow/iwritethesongs.html


AIB by soft rock reference :lmao:

 

[Otis]

^^ Stays up late watching "The Complete '77 Sunset Strip' Collection," having finished the 'Surfside 6' collection.

 

[kms]

^ Just got back from a walk around the block.

 

[Gedunker]

^^Likes swimmin' tween the knees of bow-legged women^^

 

[JNA]

^ swims across the Ohio River ^

 

[Planit]

^can't find the Ohio River on a map

 

[otterpop]

^
Lost shirt on a business selling bottled Flint Michigan water.

 

[Maister]

^ Had a brief walk on role in an episode of Green Acres

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Had a brief walk on role in an episode of Green Acres

Had a brief walk on role on the X-Files as an alien named Paul.

 

[kms]

^ is that annoying guy on the local car dealership commercial.

 

[JNA]

^ Always holds up the grocery express checkout line ^