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^^ Wears sweat shirt, sweat pants and a fishbowl over his head and pretends to be an astronaut.
 
^ Holds a patent on a Heads Up Display designed for motorcycle helmet visors.
 
^Once drove his 1988 Jeep Cherokee XJ into an iHop in Toledo and proceeded to massacre all the patrons with a super soaker full of orange soda. Because Clinton was president at the time, and loves Orange Soda, Maister got the presidential medal of freedom for his actions.
 
^^ Recently sold half of his Harlequin Romance novel collection for the tidy sum of $550
 
^ pays the practice of 'courtesy flushing' lip service, but in actuality goes like a trooper at events like art openings, operas, and wine tastings.
 
Maister said:
^ pays the practice of 'courtesy flushing' lip service, but in actuality goes like a trooper at events like art openings, operas, and wine tastings.
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Once dressed up like a WWI era german soldier and got paid to hand out free hot dogs for a resturaunt called "Dieter's Dog E Den" in downtown Davenport, Iowa.
 
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^ His cat was once prominently featured on the cover of Newsweek magazine.
 
Once wrote an entire children's book in pig-latin. Page 6 reads "oofway oofway aidsay the ogday. eowmay eowmay aidsay the atcay." So far no publishers have jumped at it but still he remains optimistic.
 
Sings ABBA songs in the shower (most frequently "Take a Chance on Me" and "Waterloo")
 
^ Walks into parties and exclaims loudly, "I've never been drunk before" just to get free drinks.
 
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