Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[Planit]

drinks beer with his left hand just to confuse his brain

 

[kms]

^^ Devised a new type of macrame knot and revolutionized hanging plant displays.

 

[DVD]

^ Complains about illegal US flags in courtrooms

 

[JNA]

^ was caught eating chocolate chip cookies in the breakroom.

 

[kms]

^^ is the 2015 Surfing Champion of the Lower Ohio River.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^^ is the 2015 Surfing Champion of the Lower Ohio River.

Works in a skyscraper in Midtown Manhattan

 

[JNA]

^lived in a river shanty on the Wabash.

 

[kms]

^^ The "N" stands for "Nifty!"

 

[JNA]

^ the "m" stands for "motorhead"

 

[kms]

^^ When he says "I have two left feet", he means it.

 

[Otis]

^ Was Ian Fleming's inspiration for Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

 

[Richmond Jake]

^^ Was Janet Ivanovich's inspiration for Ranger.

 

[Otis]

^ Was the inspiration for Morelli.

 

[Planit]

was inspired by an elevator

 

[DVD]

^ has a secret room filled with Coors for his drinking pleasure.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

was inspired by an elevator

Lives in Fairbanks Alaska and is in love with an Eskimo girl.

 

[kms]

^^ Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

 

[JNA]

^ knows the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow (MP reference there)

 

[DVD]

^ Has never seen Monte Python, just repeats what the internet tell him to

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Has never seen Monte Python, just repeats what the internet tell him to

Now knows what is knee high by the 4th of July

 

[Doohickie]

^ Has yet to explain that odd gurgling sound that is *not* emanating from anywhere near his head. 8-!

 

[Otis]

^ Confuses Rocky Rococo with Rocky Raccoon.

 

[Richmond Jake]

^^ Had his Ashley Madison government email address hacked.

 

[michaelskis]

^ Has his entire retirement fund in Boonesfarm.

 

[DVD]

^ Will be missing all the snow shoveling he did last January.

 

[JNA]

^looks forward to monday mornings.

 

[michaelskis]

^ Is the founding member of the Hell's Angels.

 

[Doohickie]

^ Is a founding member of Josie and the Pussycats.

 

[otterpop]

^ ^

Actually has tried to herd cats.

 

[Doohickie]

^ Thinks herding cats is harder than it is.

 

[JNA]

^

 

[Otis]

^ Heard a cat in the attic.

 

[otterpop]

^
Heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who heard it from another you been messin' around.

 

[michaelskis]

^ has the phone number 867-5309.

 

[JNA]

^ hasn't stopped driving that hot rod Lincoln.

 

[Tobinn]

^ Inspired by the Vagina Monologues JNA has recently finished ghostwriting the Duodenum Diaries

 

[Planit]

^Is confused by a dolphin named Winter

 

[Doohickie]

^ Phyllis Diller and Jonathan WInters' love child. Not much to look at, but damned funny.

 

[JNA]

^ whats to know and sing all the lyrics to the TV show - "Flipper"

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he's near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!

http://www.lyrics007.com/TV Theme Songs Lyrics/Flipper Lyrics.html

 

[otterpop]

^
His life, his lover, his lady is the sea.

 

[JNA]

^ always wanted to clean & polish the White Tiled Floor.

 

[Otis]

^ Is a huge fan of Bobby Goldsboro

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKAeeGnAYBo

 

[michaelskis]

^ Taught Bob Ross how to paint happy little trees.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Taught Bob Ross how to paint happy little trees.

Is longing to move back to Michigan

 

[JNA]

^ wishes he could move back to South Dakota for the winter.

 

[Maister]

^ thinks his "I pooped today" t-shirt is positively droll

 

[Habanero]

^^ has plastered his closet with old-school Def Leppard posters.

 

[JNA]

^ has a velvet poster of Elvis with a black light on it in their office.

 

[michaelskis]

^ Is a member of the Delaware Planning Thespians.

 

[Otis]

^ Cried at the end of "Everyone Poops."