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^ Receives numerous compliments from strangers on his Halloween costume every year. Sadly, he's not wearing one.
 
^ Has never done anything illegal...unless you count all the times he sold dope while disguised as a nun!
 
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Claims he has never been lost. But admits once he was bewildered for three days. In the parking garage at the Mall.
 
^ Hands out APA Bookstore flyers for Halloween treats. Still wonders why the house is TPed and egged every year.
 
^ was once the reigning tri-athlete of Fresno, Ohio, but now finds flossing his teeth to be exhausting.
 
^ enjoys winter weather so he can shovel everyone's driveway. It's the only time people like him.
 
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goes trick-or-treating with the kids for the chance to find zoning violations, then goes back to the office and writes violation letters until dawn, crackling menacingly the whole time.
 
^ Won the lottery back in 2005 but lost it all speculating on candy corn futures
 
^ Voted for the Green Party candidate because that has always been his favorite color.
 
^ read the wrong invitation, and jumped out of the cake at the wedding reception, sending the mini-groom down the front of the bride's mother's dress.
 
^ joined the Voter Apathy Party, but was kicked out for making a choice during the election.
 
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Harbors a secret crush on Sarah Palin :p :loveeyes:
 
^ Bowser from Sha Na Na is his great uncle on his mother's side.
 
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Woke up in a car in Montreal, June 1991 with a black eye and fuzzy memory, and - according to the note - still owes "Jaqueline" $21.50 Canadian.
 
^ The 2001 video his wife surreptitiously took of him impersonating Shirley Temple singing "the Good Ship Lollipop" got first prize on the show "America's Funniest Home Videos"
 
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Ends every presentation before the Planning Board by saying, "Thank you, Thank you very much," in his best Elvis voice.
 
^ Begins every presentation before the Planning Board by saying

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f@ck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
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