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^ Makes cat calls to construction workers during site visits.

Raf said:
^ denies home occupation permits for child's lemonade stand
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Off topic, but I wanted to remind everyone that the whole Egypt uprising thing started with a guy who got beaten up over not having his permit for a fruit stand.
 
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Is listening to Lionel Ritchie right now, crying his eyes out before lunch.
 
^ Doesn't know/recognize the difference between a round-a-bout and a merry go round.
 
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Shampoos the scalp of urus every Friday night, collects the hair that falls off, and glues them to his head.
 
^ accuses other guys of being P-whipped, but in truth was not allowed to go the hockey game with his buddies last weekend because his wife insisted he stay home and look at their old wedding album with her
 
^ tried his hardest to stay away from the family business, training circus bears. But now it looks like he has no choice...
 
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Once stopped the attempted robbery of a Korean grocer by knocking the assailant out with a soup can. Still carries a soup can with her at all times because "you never know".
 
^ was once goosed by a goose and comes back to the lake every year looking for that goose.
 
^ At a fundraiser did a 'one-cheek-sneak' while seated next to the Governor and promptly left to "take a cell phone call"
 
^ Is thinking about moving to China for affordable child labor just because cleaning the house is a chore.
 
^knows all the lyrics to and sings "Who let the dogs out" every chance he gets.
 
^ doesn't mind spending the better part of a sunny day in a doctor's office waiting room because he loves old magazines, game shows and meeting new people.
 
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