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^ drives a Hyundai, and sometimes participates in riding lawn mower races, when he feels the need for power and speed.
 
^ Does not wish he could participate in some "farcical aquatic ceremony"
 
^ really is an unfrozen caveman planner.. and is related to "link" who lives in encino, ca
 
Raf said:
^ really is an unfrozen caveman planner.. and is related to "link" who lives in encino, ca
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^ Still idolizes Pauly Shore, and has a petition saying he should have won an emmy. The petition currently has 300 signatures.
 
^ Once caddied for the Dalai Lama who tipped with total consciousness on his deathbed so he's got that going for him.
 
^ sleeps with a teddy bear woven from his own back-hair. (couldn't resist) :)
 
^ Farms seagulls for their meat, and to use as bait for the elusive skunk-ape.
 
^ fluent not only in French, Italian, German, Spanish, and Dutch, but also lesser known Finnish dialects Savolaismurteet and Kaakkoismurteet
 
^ Once built a functional spaceship in his basement in order to mine cheese from the moon over a bank holiday.
 
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The details of his weekend tryst with the Bush twins are classified for reasons of national security.
 
^Wishes Selina and Justin would get back together for good. His heart just can't take the pain....
 
^
Someone asked: "What the heck is that?"

The chicken said, "I dunno. It started out as a bump on my butt."
 
^ Thinks the pinnacle of cinema is any movie made in the 1990's starring Pauly Shore
 
Vancity said:
Lied about Maister's record collection.


(see what I did there?)
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^ Mistakenly asked for her backpack to be "mammogrammed" instead of "monogrammed" and has not set foot in Sports Authority since.
 
^ Photoshopped a picture of himself to look like Robert Redford and uses it as his avatar. (He's not very good at Photoshop)


otterpop said:
^
Someone asked: "What the heck is that?"

The chicken said, "I dunno. It started out as a bump on my butt."
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Hey, you're supposed to be telling lies!
 
^ has repeatedly entered Ron Swanson look a like contests to win a life time supply of Swanson ice cream
 
Raf said:
^ has repeatedly entered Ron Swanson look a like contests to win a life time supply of Swanson ice cream
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^ Carefully poured a Fanta Banana slurpee into an empty wine cooler bottle in high school trying to impress the mayor's daughter on a date with his man-of-the-world ways.
 
ursus said:
^ Carefully poured a Fanta Banana slurpee into an empty wine cooler bottle in high school trying to impress the mayor's daughter on a date with his man-of-the-world ways.
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^ Is listed under the "Famous or Notable People" section of his hometown's wikipedia page.
 
^ Believes the government is spying on him through listening devices installed in home smoke detectors.
 
^ up until 2009 was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as having the longest fingernails of any human male.
 
^ used to joke around by posing as a mannequin in local department stores but can't find joy in it anymore...
 
^ Bought eight cases of Breck shampoo when it was on sale 30 years ago and has not paid for shampoo ever since
 
Has publicly announced that Utah State is that much better than byu.
 
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