1. The tech staff is at Adopt-a-Highway and phones are quiet. Aaaaahhh.
2. Except for the Walmart opponent walk-ins, but that went better than expected.
3. Gifts at hospital gift shops aren't really suitable for sick people.
4. "I'm sorry that your leg was amputated. I hope you enjoy these oil and vinegar cruets."
5. I have three 6-foot tall windows in my office, and they overlook a concrete plant. A driver is really yelling at another driver.
2. Except for the Walmart opponent walk-ins, but that went better than expected.
3. Gifts at hospital gift shops aren't really suitable for sick people.
4. "I'm sorry that your leg was amputated. I hope you enjoy these oil and vinegar cruets."
5. I have three 6-foot tall windows in my office, and they overlook a concrete plant. A driver is really yelling at another driver.