Humor 🤣 The haiku 'what are your weekend plans' thread

[luckless pedestrian]

roots need brightening
scholarship forms and laundry
miami sunday

 

[luckless pedestrian]

Maundy Thursday pack
Good Friday to Syracuse
College Decisions?

 

[Maister]

Drink Old Rasputin
Finish clearing garden beds
No more beer, too fat.

 

[HomerJ]

Driving to KC
Party, Avoid Cameras!
Regret Decisions...

 

[beach_bum]

driving both ways home
some family time
Bunny hop hop hop

 

[TerraSapient]

Laundry and cocktails
Paddle boarding at Kaimana
Boarding plane to Guam

 

[ofos]

Good Friday yard work
Sat'day chainsaw massacre
Easter church grandson

 

[btrage]

Drive to sister's house.
Dysfunctional family.
Celebrate Easter.

 

[wahday]

Survived two Seders
We don't celebrate Easter
Weekend looks open!

 

[imaplanner]

No family in town
Easter is just for suckers
The dog needs grooming

 

[ursus]

Ready for Sunday!
How can your shoes be missing?
Thick neck small collar.

 

[Mud Princess]

Time to catch a breath!
Maybe we'll catch a movie
And Sunday see Mom.

 

[TerraSapient]

Sleep a day away
Head to the ocean and play
Let the sun kiss me

 

[imaplanner]

Sleep a day away
Head to the ocean and play
Let the sun kiss me

That's one of the better ones I've read in a while.

Here's mine for this weekend.

Driving Driving Drive
Driving Drive Drive Drivaling
Drive Drive Drive Drive Drive

 

[SGB]

Organize the house.
Get some playtime with the kids.
Sunday: Sad farewell.

 

[Mud Princess]

High school reunion
(Has it really been 30?!) :-o
Maybe go birding.

 

[HomerJ]

Playing with the dog,
She will never let me sleep,
Maybe kill the dog...


j/k, j/k

 

[luckless pedestrian]

read and sleep first
then Gabriel's Little League
he is so cute, wow

 

[Rygor]

Another date night
Helping my friend move his things
Gardening Sunday

 

[wahday]

talent show tonight
son is playing xylophone
saturday I work

 

[Maister]

plan 'trip' to bathroom
wish I had more vicodin
Pain? drink beer instead

 

[Maister]

Have three or four beers
elevate foot watch tv
relax have some beers

 

[TerraSapient]

Roasting some veggies
Hiking on Saturday
Life is peachy keen

 

[Maister]

Plant more veggie seeds
Plant a new blueberry bush
Sit down and drink beer

 

[WSU MUP Student]

Fire up the grill
Grill some veggies, crack some beers
Enjoy my days off

 

[btrage]

Anniversary.
Birthday parties for my kid.
Food and drink abound.

 

[wahday]

Westward with the son
Searching for elusive falls
Sleep in the mountains

 

[luckless pedestrian]

fill the plastic eggs
25 for ham and lamb meal
then commute back down

 

[wahday]

Passover begins
Tonight. Then off to the woods
G_d hates leavening

OR

Big a$$ moon rising
Framed by ponderosa stands
Have some more matzoh

 

[ofos]

Showing at craft fair
Wood and clay is what we do
Need to make moolah

 

[WSU MUP Student]

Hardtop onto Jeep
Watch football on Saturday
Repeat on Sunday

 

[Maister]

Hit playground with son
clean house and putter around
not much goin' on

 

[DetroitPlanner]

Closing the Cabin
Review and Comment Paper
Planning never done.

 

[wahday]

Wife and daughter gone
Son and I are baching it
Sleeping in tomorrow!

Cleveland is Forty
Albuquerque is Eighty
Glad we stayed at home

 

[dandy_warhol]

The couch has become
a permanent attachment
to my hind quarters.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

Off to MAP Meeting
Am ruse for surprise 50th
Back alone again

 

[Maister]

Rehearsal tonight
Perform the radio show
work sound board at church

 

[ofos]

Patch the leaky roof
Tweak this years budget fiasco
Fight depression with booze

 

[luckless pedestrian]

you know for tonight
Saturday night date movie
laundry and the like

 

[terraplnr]

Wine tasting with friends
Somehow I offered to drive
Why, why? Boo-hoo-hoo.

 

[ofos]

In city tonight
To the country tomorrow
Super Bowl meh yawn

 

[Maister]

a little free time
garden - weather permitting
Mother's day breakfast

 

[luckless pedestrian]

cleaning and laundry
screening 8th grade first boyfriend
Mother's Day brunch

 

[Midori]

Chocolate chip pancakes.
Laundry, laundry, more laundry.
Praying for Dandy.

 

[DVD]

Garden with the kids
Sit on my fat ass all day
Maybe mow the lawn

 

[luckless pedestrian]

off to see my Mom
then down to New Paltz to see Mae
for her stuff's return

 

[btrage]

Spring picnic at school.
Projects with dad; beer.
5K; I don't know.

 

[ofos]

Fix roof leak again
Nature walk on the wild side
Breakfast with good friends

 

[Midori]

Son is turning three.
Party at the petting zoo!
Praying for Dandy.

 

[Midori]

More birthday parties--
everyone was born in May!
Hang in there, Dandy.