Humor 🤣 Said no one ever

[Maister]

There just aren't enough high-quality building exteriors along this commercial corridor: like, where's all the Dryvit?

 

[DVD]

that chain link fence makes the place look amazing

 

[jumbach]

I would love to have a low-income apartment building right next to my detached SFR.

 

[Planit]

These industrial metal buildings look great.

 

[JNA]

I would love to have a landfill right next to my detached SFR.

 

[Maister]

I sure miss the days when we relied on microfilm and we'd get random FOIA requests for nonsensical things like "all residential building permits issued on streets starting with a vowel between 1968 and 1987."

 

[DVD]

I really need a bigger building here to block my views of the mountains.

 

[The Terminator]

I really want a mid 90s Buick LeSabre

 

[Faust_Motel]

"I wasn't going to stop in and refinance my home, but that inflatable waving arm man in the front yard of the bank convinced me."

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

You just wait until I drop that 454 with double pumpers into my Yugo.

 

[mendelman]

Another colonoscopy please.

 

[michaelskis]

Do you know what we need more of along this main street... pole signs and billboards.

Nothing is as delicious as a can of sardines.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

I wish I had another committee to staff

 

[JNA]

Do you know what we need more of along this main street... pole signs and billboards.

Nothing is as delicious as a can of sardines.

also more surface parking lots - cheaper than parking garages

second line - agree

 

[Maister]

I live for stress, and frankly, this job just doesn't create enough of it to suit me.

 

[mendelman]

I wish I had another committee to staff

And...I adore analysis paralysis work.

 

[Maister]

(at a public hearing)
"I'm sorry, I was going to say something, but in the interests of moving this meeting forward as expeditiously as possible I believe the point I was going to make has already been adequately covered by other residents."

 

[Faust_Motel]

"I got the meeting packet out ahead of time!"

 

[The Terminator]

"The thing that Cheektowaga really needs is to release 24 wild, breeding-age Jaguars at strategic points in both high and low-density neighborhoods. We'll call it "Take a Bite out of Crime" and get the Department of War to fund it!"

 

[michaelskis]

Monotone presentations on ethics, without pictures, right after a high carb lunch, in a very warm room, are the absolute best!

 

[JNA]

Monotone presentations on ethics, without pictures, right after a high carb lunch, in a very warm room, are the absolute best!

With no windows to distract you.


Off thread
Suffered through a conference session like that, who else?

 

[DVD]

I'm going to zone this as a PUD and then design my project exactly to what I proposed.

 

[mendelman]

Monotone presentations on ethics, without pictures, right after a high carb lunch, in a very warm room, are the absolute best!

I love 'death by Powerpoint' presentations....especially after a carb and protein heavy lunch.

 

[Planit]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Faust_Motel]

"This proposed municipal budget totally reflects and definitely is not in conflict with the values expressed in our Comprehensive Plan!"

 

[fringe]

I really want a mid 90s Buick LeSabre

...you mean the now famous "crack wagon"?

 

[Planit]

Wood panel station wagons need to come back. They're cool.









Oh wait, Trans Sec Sean Duffy just said that. WOW.
Never mind.