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RTDNTOTO 🐻 Random Thoughts Deserving No Thread Of Their Own 21 (2026)

I wrote a lyrics for a hardcore powerviolence song about playing golf indoors as an act of youthful rebellion

"Drop 9 holes of A / gear up for the green / wear spikey golf shoes on indoors / gonna go for par 14 !

["Chorus":]

NO GOLF IN THE HOUSE!

Shit my balls are in the grass!

NO GOLF IN THE HOUSE

Birdie through your window glass!!

NO GOLF IN THE HOUSE!

Tee time on the kitchen couch!!


Mom and dad are yelling now / I tell em go to hell / Im gonna be Arnold Palmer / bring my clubs to show and tell! /

America is one big Golf courses / bisected thru by 'hoods / mom & daddy's mcmansion / the place to show off my 7 wood!!


[Bridge]

Mom & dad now called the cops / but my game is just too good / besides im white and middle class / ill slide like Tiger Woods!


So now im at the 16th hole / Golf balls flying in the air / parents screaming "not my master bath!" / this country club has a TV I can smash / the caddy has his own club too / now face the wrath of Golf!!


[Repeat chorus]"

I went to a party in the late 80's in this huge house in Allston MA, filled with MIT dropouts called the Gravity Research Institute, and they had an indoor golf, mini golf, I mean, come on, that started in the attic and went to the basement - it was a lot of fun
 
Certainly the use of "delectable" is pure sarcasm. If not, we define such word very different.

We watched Princess Bride with the 10 year old this weekend. She's been talking about it nonstop since Saturday night. I heard her explain the whole movie to one of her friends over facetime. The best part was her looking up facts about Andre the Giant and telling me how many beers he drank at time.
 

We watched Princess Bride with the 10 year old this weekend. She's been talking about it nonstop since Saturday night. I heard her explain the whole movie to one of her friends over facetime. The best part was her looking up facts about Andre the Giant and telling me how many beers he drank at time.
Read "As You Wish" by Carey Elwes for lots of fun about making of the movie. Andre is mentioned a lot as a positive influence on the cast and crew. There is one discussion I won't mention here about preparations for the storming the castle scene involving Carey and Andre that is, quite frankly, one of the funniest things I have ever read. (You'll now what it is when you get to it.)

Incidentally, that movie is consistently rated one of the top guy movies of all time, which is odd since it is, in essence, a love story, and guys shy away from those. Our household watches it about once a year.

The votes for the funniest film in the history of American cinema, however, is "Airplane!," which is zingers all the way through. (Airplane 2 was not as good, except for the fact that one of the characters buys a bomb in the airport gift shop--absurd in and of itself.)
 
The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Department of Corrections has a business called Big House Products. I think the products are for sale to government entities. They sell anything from apparel to cleaners and cleaning products and furniture.
In New Hampshire north of Concord there used to be a shop near that state pen called "Corrections Creations." I never went.
 
Read "As You Wish" by Carey Elwes for lots of fun about making of the movie. Andre is mentioned a lot as a positive influence on the cast and crew. There is one discussion I won't mention here about preparations for the storming the castle scene involving Carey and Andre that is, quite frankly, one of the funniest things I have ever read. (You'll now what it is when you get to it.)

Incidentally, that movie is consistently rated one of the top guy movies of all time, which is odd since it is, in essence, a love story, and guys shy away from those. Our household watches it about once a year.

The votes for the funniest film in the history of American cinema, however, is "Airplane!," which is zingers all the way through. (Airplane 2 was not as good, except for the fact that one of the characters buys a bomb in the airport gift shop--absurd in and of itself.)
 
It's also supposedly "National Quitters' Day," when people quit their resolutions they made just days ago.
We missed posting that -
Quitter’s Day is held on the second Friday in January. This year, it falls on January 9.

 
I always forget how cold my office is on Monday - need to keep hot tea next to me all day
...and a nice cozy cloak too.

Sipping Tea Time GIF
 
Shopping for a car for a kid sucks. I already checked a dealership off the list, even if they have the 'perfect' vehicle, they will not get my $$.
 
Shopping for a car for a kid sucks. I already checked a dealership off the list, even if they have the 'perfect' vehicle, they will not get my $$.

I'm not looking for a kid and it sucks. I'm looking for me!

I'm asking for out-the-door pricing by email from a couple of places and it's amazing how long they will try to string you along, ask you to "jump on a phone call real quick," text you, wheedle you to come on in to the dealership etc. The place that did get me a number quickest is the place I'm going with for now (have a deposit in) but the vehicle's on a stop sale due to a recall which is a pain. Still things are moving in the right direction but it's been a couple of weeks of feeling like I'm sitting at mission control trying to get and understand pricing.
 
Shopping for a car for a kid sucks. I already checked a dealership off the list, even if they have the 'perfect' vehicle, they will not get my $$.
Tell him he's getting a last gen Mercury Grand Marquis or Lincoln Towncar.

They are plentiful, reliable, easy to fix, usually babied by the previous old man owner, parts available forever and lots of back seat space for...reasons. :daydream:
 
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Tell him he's getting a last gen Mercury Grand Marquis or Lincoln Towncar.

They are plentiful, reliable, easy to fix, usually babied by the previous old man owner, parts available for ever and lots of back seat space for...reasons.
All good reasons except the last part. My kids got to drive a small convertible lebaron for that reason and the fact we had an old lebaron.
 
Random thought over the weekend:

When I was a kid and was grounded, I was not to leave the house for anything other than “school, work, errands, the bookstore, library, or park*, or for preplanned events. Or a house fire.”

I just realized: even today, 40 years after this rule was imposed during groundings, those are still the only reasons I leave the house.

(I especially “loved” being sent to my room: darn. I get to stay in there all day and read books and play computer games and nobody will bother me.)

Jim

*We had a park about 100 yards from our house that pretty much functioned as an extension of our yard.
 
I'm not looking for a kid and it sucks. I'm looking for me!

I'm asking for out-the-door pricing by email from a couple of places and it's amazing how long they will try to string you along, ask you to "jump on a phone call real quick," text you, wheedle you to come on in to the dealership etc. The place that did get me a number quickest is the place I'm going with for now (have a deposit in) but the vehicle's on a stop sale due to a recall which is a pain. Still things are moving in the right direction but it's been a couple of weeks of feeling like I'm sitting at mission control trying to get and understand pricing.

The 2nd or 3rd Wrangler I bought, back in 2008, I knew exactly what I wanted and found the exact vehicle on the lots of about a dozen dealerships in the region. I emailed each dealership and made it very easy for them. I told them:

  • I want this specific vehicle from your inventory (and gave them the stock and VIN numbers
  • I was not trading in a vehicle
  • I made it clear I was not financing
  • I was a Veteran if it mattered (back then it was an extra $500 "rebate" off of the price)
  • I was using a Chrysler Friends & Family employee code
  • I did not need a new plate because I'd be transferring one from another vehicle
  • Tell me the out the door price and, if I like it, I would be in with a check the following Monday
I was using a Chrysler F&F code so it should have been real easy for them since there really is no haggling (it's supposed to be x% below or above invoice, based on the vehicle model) but most of the dealerships never responded and of those that did respond, all but one wanted to call me up and discuss all the options :r:. Exactly one dealership responded with an actual price, and they broke it down by the invoice, minus the F&F discount and the Veteran rebate, plus taxes and title. The salesman who responded also made it clear that he knew I was not financing but I would have to sit down with their finance manager as that was their policy at the time - every buyer must at least be given the option (I get it... that's how dealerships make their money these days), but I could just sit there with my fingers in my ears repeating"No, no, no, no" for all he cared. I called the salesman up about ten minutes after I got the email and told him I'd take the deal and we set up a time for me to come in Monday morning. I'm pretty sure I sent the dealership my insurance info and the info from the plate I was transferring right after the phone call.

I arrived at the scheduled time and the vehicle was sitting out front all prepped and ready to go. I walked in and met with the salesman and handed him the cashier's check from my credit union made out to them in the agreed amount. He walked me over to the finance manager who was basically like, "You already have a check for the amount so I won't waste your time." I think I was in and out of the dealership in under 10 minutes and it would have been faster but they couldn't find any screws for the license plate and had to wait for one of the porters to go hunt some down and I didn't think to bring the ones I took off of my old vehicle.

Best car buying experience ever! And I made sure to mention how great the process was in the surveys I filled out.

When it was time to get another new Jeep a few years later I wanted to go to the same salesman but unfortunately, that dealership had lost their Jeep franchise as part of Chrysler's restructuring so I went through the process of emailing a bunch of dealerships again. By that time, a lot of dealerships had a dedicated "Internet Sales Rep" listed on their websites and I did get a few more responses back with an actual price but, again, also had a lot of dealers wanting me to call or come in and take a look at things. :disappointed" I did end up buying from one of the ones who responded and it was pretty smooth but still a little slower - their finance guy was a lot pushier and the vehicle wasn't completely prepped when I got there (I have a feeling they thought I wasn't serious or something, even though at that point they had my insurance and registration information).

TLDR version: Even though there really isn't much haggling on car sales anymore, I think dealerships are stuck in a very old school way of doing business.
 
I am currently in a short sleeve polo shirt today.

This morning was ~28F and the high is expected to be ~42F.

Heat Wave Michigan GIF by onmilwaukee
Our low was also 28F and our high is supposed to be around 48F. Everyone here is bundled up in the sweaters and heavy coats they received for Christmas that they can only wear for the next month.

Apartments and local news also remind people to let their faucets drips because we don't insulate our pipes or walls very well.
 
We leave our front bathroom sink dripping if it's supposed to go below 30 on any given night.

Took me years for my wife to figure out a slow drip is enough--she doesn't need to recreate Niagara Falls in our bathroom.
 
I'm not looking for a kid and it sucks. I'm looking for me!

I'm asking for out-the-door pricing by email from a couple of places and it's amazing how long they will try to string you along, ask you to "jump on a phone call real quick," text you, wheedle you to come on in to the dealership etc. The place that did get me a number quickest is the place I'm going with for now (have a deposit in) but the vehicle's on a stop sale due to a recall which is a pain. Still things are moving in the right direction but it's been a couple of weeks of feeling like I'm sitting at mission control trying to get and understand pricing.

The negotiation is the fun part. I tell them that I want the absolute best price they can give me, and when they come back with a number that still feels mid-to-high given the type, age, and condition of the car, I just tell them, No, that's not the number that I am going to pay. Every single time, they tell me, well what will you pay? I respond, not sure yet but it is a lot lower than that. Sure I have a number in my mind, but I want them to get there on their own. If they can't I stand up, explain that I appreciate their time, but I don't think that it is a good fit, and I walk out.

Tell him he's getting a last gen Mercury Grand Marquis or Lincoln Towncar.

They are plentiful, reliable, easy to fix, usually babied by the previous old man owner, parts available forever and lots of back seat space for...reasons. :daydream:
Yes... BUT, not this one. I won't do another salvage title vehicle. They might run great but insurance and plates are a freaking nightmare. Granted the one that I had before had a 'replacement VIN' thanks to a law in Wisconsin. The VIN was WI0000000000001126. Every time I went to renew the plates for it, I would have to bring someone out, open the door, show them and show the title, and show the past registration so they could see that they all matched and that it was real, and then they would still have to call the state of Wisconsin. There was two occasions that they would not renew them same day and I had to go back once they confirmed all the info.


We will never buy a car from anywhere but Carmax. They've been awesome for us for 30 years.
That might be a possibility. I was looking on Autotrader and Cars.com for options then going to dealerships to test drive. I just realized that I didn't see anything from Carmax on those sites.


Our low was also 28F and our high is supposed to be around 48F. Everyone here is bundled up in the sweaters and heavy coats they received for Christmas that they can only wear for the next month.

Apartments and local news also remind people to let their faucets drips because we don't insulate our pipes or walls very well.

Same here. I had to remote start the vehicles this morning because I don't know where the ice scraper is. *I will look for it tonight.
 
Yes... BUT, not this one. I won't do another salvage title vehicle. They might run great but insurance and plates are a freaking nightmare. Granted the one that I had before had a 'replacement VIN' thanks to a law in Wisconsin. The VIN was WI0000000000001126. Every time I went to renew the plates for it, I would have to bring someone out, open the door, show them and show the title, and show the past registration so they could see that they all matched and that it was real, and then they would still have to call the state of Wisconsin. There was two occasions that they would not renew them same day and I had to go back once they confirmed all the info.
 
It's P&Z night! I have one item on the agenda.

We also have a couple new Commissioners. I'm expecting a lot of of hand holding throughout the meeting.
 
The negotiation is the fun part. I tell them that I want the absolute best price they can give me, and when they come back with a number that still feels mid-to-high given the type, age, and condition of the car, I just tell them, No, that's not the number that I am going to pay. Every single time, they tell me, well what will you pay? I respond, not sure yet but it is a lot lower than that. Sure I have a number in my mind, but I want them to get there on their own. If they can't I stand up, explain that I appreciate their time, but I don't think that it is a good fit, and I walk out.


Yes... BUT, not this one. I won't do another salvage title vehicle. They might run great but insurance and plates are a freaking nightmare. Granted the one that I had before had a 'replacement VIN' thanks to a law in Wisconsin. The VIN was WI0000000000001126. Every time I went to renew the plates for it, I would have to bring someone out, open the door, show them and show the title, and show the past registration so they could see that they all matched and that it was real, and then they would still have to call the state of Wisconsin. There was two occasions that they would not renew them same day and I had to go back once they confirmed all the info.



That might be a possibility. I was looking on Autotrader and Cars.com for options then going to dealerships to test drive. I just realized that I didn't see anything from Carmax on those sites.




Same here. I had to remote start the vehicles this morning because I don't know where the ice scraper is. *I will look for it tonight.
Don't forget to look at car rental companies as they sell vehicles.
 
We have a group of cad jockeys that have started their own design firm. Architects they are not. Surveyors they are not. Headache generators for clients and planners/inspectors, they most certainly are.

Kid Fail GIF by MOODMAN
 
You must have faith that they will get better over time. Better at what? I'm not sure.
 
I have 10 minutes before my next meeting. It is the 3rd one of the day and I have two more after that.
 
I had training and meetings all morning, but my afternoon stuff just got canceled. Just rubbing it in.
 
Did anyone else hear that Trump is live on tv right now?

If so, please let it be him hawking some scam non-fungible tokens and not announcing the invasion of some unfortunate smaller country.
 
Just out of my second meeting. Cramming lunch into my boiler before my third meeting... then off to the Port commission before rounding out the day with the mayor stopping by for a meeting.
 
Did anyone else hear that Trump is live on tv right now?

If so, please let it be him hawking some scam non-fungible tokens and not announcing the invasion of some unfortunate smaller country.
Presumably it is to talk about Iran.

SPeaking of invasions, if we want another base in Greenland, why not simply talk to them and the Danish government about leasing space for another one? Why take the whole island?
 
Highly recommend. Try to get there at least once a year.

Pro Tip: If you have the time, fly to Miami or Lauderdale and rent a convertible and drive down through the Keys. Everyone should stop at Alabama Jacks sometime in their life.
A few years ago we did a running relay race from Miami to Key West - 200 miles. It was so much fun. I freaked myself out while running at 2am over one of the many bridges and thinking I saw eyes staring at me through the vegetation. 🐊🐍🫏🐷🦝🦖
 
I had onion soup for lunch. They called it French Onion Soup, but I won't. The server brought a bowl that had a small crouton with a bit of cheese and French fried onions. He poured hot broth and onions from a metal pitcher into the bowl. The soup part was thin and bland.

A crouton and toasted gruyere is all the presentation a well-made bowl of French Onion Soup needs. Serve it at once, not in stages.
 
I went to a party in the late 80's in this huge house in Allston MA, filled with MIT dropouts called the Gravity Research Institute, and they had an indoor golf, mini golf, I mean, come on, that started in the attic and went to the basement - it was a lot of fun

THAT PARTY SOUNDS LITTY!! How come you didn't invite me?
 
I had onion soup for lunch. They called it French Onion Soup, but I won't. The server brought a bowl that had a small crouton with a bit of cheese and French fried onions. He poured hot broth and onions from a metal pitcher into the bowl. The soup part was thin and bland.

A crouton and toasted gruyere is all the presentation a well-made bowl of French Onion Soup needs. Serve it at once, not in stages.

I feel like they need some jail time for that, seriously tho

Arrested Development Mistake GIF


THAT PARTY SOUNDS LITTY!! How come you didn't invite me?

That house was so crazy - we had our engagement party there which was hilarious!

There was a dive bar a few doors down, and we got a remote little car and messed with the drunks leaving the bar (as if we were sober)

That house, regardless of no social media then, is the reason I can never run for office

I think you may not have been born in the late 80's and they were very strict on the 21 plus rule
 
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