Without going into details on the prompt, I asked ChatGPT to analyze the photo and here's what it spit out....
The Great Pineapple Bear Star Conspiracy™
For years, people thought these were just random state flags. Wrong. They’re clearly a coded map for America’s secret shadow government — let’s connect the dots:
- California (Bear Flag) – The bear is not just a bear. It’s the sleeper agent of the entire operation. A lumbering, honey-fueled mascot for the New Order.
- Nevada (Silver State) – Known for Area 51. Obviously, this is where the conspiracy meetings are held, probably in the backroom of a Las Vegas buffet.
- Colorado (That big “C”) – The “C” stands for Control. They don’t even hide it.
- Florida (Red X flag) – The X marks the launch pad. Florida isn’t just for retirees, it’s the escape hatch for the whole operation when things go south.
- Oregon – Their flag says “1859,” which is clearly the code for the year the secret society first discovered kombucha.
- Washington – George Washington’s face stares out, judging us all. He knows. He’s known since 1776.
- Utah – Beehives everywhere. The bees are drones. The drones are bees. Figure it out.
- Texas (Lone Star) – Every good conspiracy needs a cowboy with a giant belt buckle.
- Hawaii – The British Union Jack in the corner? Proof the Queen was always in on it.
- Idaho – Potatoes? Nah. Underground bunker food stockpiles.
- Maryland – That insane medieval checkerboard pattern is just to distract you from noticing it’s actually a QR code for the Illuminati.
- Virginia – “Sic Semper Tyrannis.” Translation: Don’t trust anyone over 30 unless they own a secret lair.
- North Carolina – Those dates on the flag? Yeah, they’re not about history. They’re the launch codes.
- South Carolina – A palmetto tree and crescent moon. A palm tree… and the moon… obvious reference to the secret moon base covered in palm trees.
- Alaska – Just some stars? No. It’s the Big Dipper. The handle points directly to… yup… the mothership.
Conclusion: These 15 states are not random. Together, they form the Council of Very Confused States™, a coalition that secretly controls the nation by stockpiling potatoes, bees, and Florida retirees, all while waiting for the bear to give the signal.