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RTDNTOTO 🐻 Random Thoughts Deserving No Thread Of Their Own 20 (2025)

I get to go home today.
I'm inspecting two basins that are across a local road from each other. Flaggers are here to stop traffic for the soil deliveries and waste soil removal. When I have to walk across the road for the bathroom, the floggers stop traffic for me. 😁 I feel like a queen.
 
This place is right smackdab in the middle of our downtown where real estate is $$$$ and it takes up half of an entire block. I always wonder how long it makes sense for AT&T to keep this facility as opposed to selling it off to some developer and moving their equipment elsewhere. I cannot imagine there is as much equipment in one of these buildings as there was 50 or 60 years ago?
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We've got one of those. It sits across from City Hall and right behind a federal courthouse that gets used for a week or two every couple of months. This building used to house 60+ employees. Now there are about 5 and the rest are service people coming to pick up supplies and drop them off. I asked one of the regional people if they would ever consider selling it. The answer was a quick no. Apparently, the infrastructure in the building would take tens of millions to move or replace.

I've asked about the fake houses before and our local utilities just laughed at me. AL Power Co. (Southern Company), although regulated by a state board, has about as much power as anyone in the state.

I've been wondering if some of the major rural broadband projects are still moving forward. Most of that was tied to the Infrastructure Bill and I assumed a good bit of it was killed in the BBB.
 
Would it surprise you to hear that ANY professional wrestler was an a-hole IRL? Can't say I would be.
 
Would it surprise you to hear that ANY professional wrestler was an a-hole IRL? Can't say I would be.
Having worked at least 50 WWE events including some PPV ones, I can honestly say that the overwhelming majority were always very gracious and nice backstage. One time the Big Show told me to go ahead of him in the catering line. I declined. I had no desire to get between that massive person and food!
 
Having worked at least 50 WWE events including some PPV ones, I can honestly say that the overwhelming majority were always very gracious and nice backstage. One time the Big Show told me to go ahead of him in the catering line. I declined. I had no desire to get between that massive person and food!

Good call. You wouldn't want a big elbow coming down on you when you took the last cheesecake bite left on the buffet.
 
Having worked at least 50 WWE events including some PPV ones, I can honestly say that the overwhelming majority were always very gracious and nice backstage. One time the Big Show told me to go ahead of him in the catering line. I declined. I had no desire to get between that massive person and food!
Yeah, I used to bump into pro wrastlers on a semi-regular basis here in Atlanta 20+ years ago - they were (are?) pretty much all decent dudes.
 
Has anyone dealt with these fiber optic node buildings? I have a meeting tomorrow and want some ideas. I believe it's a midspan node between the central hub and the neighborhood. It sounds like it's just a shack with electronics in the neighborhood, but I want some design standards of some kind.
No, but I deal with data centers all the f'in time and my city has a High Energy overlay zone for them. Thankfully here in WNY hydro-power is abundant.

mexikanisches Essen ist Deutschland ist das beste
Je ne comprends pas l'allemand mais j'aime les vieux Mercedes-Benz
 
Interview earlier today (I don’t think anything will come of it), one Monday, and one Tuesday.

Also, on Wednesday I am starting a part-time job as an office clerical assistant at a local warehouse, 20 hours a week, on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays, so that will leave me plenty of time for job shopping.
 
We have a few of those comm buildings sprinkled throughout the area. We've been relatively built-out for decades so a lot of those buildings have been there for a long time and are being converted over to nodes for fiber and other more current technology.

The vast majority of them look something like this:

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Looking at the tax information for the ones I know off the top of my head, they all seemed to be owned outby Comcast or AT&T and I will say that they are generally very well maintained and blend into the surroundings nicely. I don't get out into the hinterlands where there is more new development too often but now DVD's question has me wondering what kind of stuff the providers are constructing out there. Some sort of pre-fab or modular building would definitely not fly around here.

We also have this larger AT&T facility in our downtown that I imagine at one time had a bunch of women sitting at switchboards inside there but I've never seen anybody go in or out of in all my years here. I like to imagine it's something like 33 Thomas St or Room 641A.

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This place is right smackdab in the middle of our downtown where real estate is $$$$ and it takes up half of an entire block. I always wonder how long it makes sense for AT&T to keep this facility as opposed to selling it off to some developer and moving their equipment elsewhere. I cannot imagine there is as much equipment in one of these buildings as there was 50 or 60 years ago?

Oh we've got a BIG one downtown. across the street from the Convention Center and a couple blocks over from the Omni Hotel (there's a round blue AT&T logo on the building I mean).

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Watching Ted Lasso...some scenes take place with the real life show Soccer Saturday. Why it is called Soccer Saturday and not Football Saturday? I thought "soccer" was only a US term. Wiki does not give a good explanation: "From the start of the 1998/99 season, it became a football-only programme and accordingly the name of the programme changed to Soccer Saturday."
 
Hey, my column is back after a two-year hiatus!! Here is my re-entry into the weekly world of words. - Jim


Standing On My Head Again
By James D. Umbach, AICP
July 28, 2025

MONKEY BUSINESS

Have you ever just picked up the phone and talked to someone you just sort of fell out of contact with? Then you find yourself continuing a weeks- or even years-old conversation as if there had not been a gap? Well, that’s how Your Columnist feels, as he is happy to once be clicking away on his keyboard to talk to you, his Loyal Fans.

There have been a couple of changes since the column went on indefinite hiatus. Last year, one of our beloved cockatiels, Jensen, passed away while we were on vacation due to an undiagnosed kidney disease. She is under a tree in the front yard, but our male, Rio, has a new companion, Lucy, who is two and a little on the rambunctious side. The two birds get along really well, though.

In other news, some of you may have heard of a recent reduction in force affecting the planning staff at the City of Reno, my employer. I was among those who were dismissed, but, not to worry, as I have plenty of skills and talents, and enthusiasm for planning. Well, an enthusiasm for a lot of things—Panda Express, Chappell Roan, history—but especially urban planning and related issues, so I will be fine.

Speaking of which, you will notice an addition to Your Columnist’s name—I am now officially a Certified Planner, with all the rights, privileges, and responsibilities thereof. I always thought that anyone with initials after his or her name means that the person knows more than he or she should about one particular subject. I’m in that category now.

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With re-introductions out of the way, let’s roll right back into the fun. As my longtime readers know, I have a special interest in place names, particularly strange ones. During my preparations for a recent visit to North Carolina, which I will discuss in a future column, I saw that there is a neighborhood in Carolina Beach called “Monkey Junction.” Knowing that monkeys are not part of the native habitat there, I got curious about how that area got its name. Apparently, so are many others. In her February 6, 2024, column in the Wilmington [North Carolina] Star-News, Cheryl Whitaker explains that the name comes from a gas station that was at a particular intersection from the 1930’s into the 1970’s owned by Dina and Jack Spindle. The Spindles kept monkeys at their station as an attraction for locals, passers-through, and stationed soldiers alike. Bus drivers with routes passing through would announce “Monkey Junction” as the stop, so the name stuck even after the gas station closed.

Speaking of monkeys and transport, the July 17, 1960 issue of the New York Times mentions that there is a monkey that seemingly likes the IRT subway tunnel, One passenger reported that it was standing on the platform at Rector Street as though it was waiting for a train, but disappeared into the tunnel before the police arrived. The monkey had been seen with a companion several times in the past few days at nearby stations as well. Perhaps the primates were trying to get to the bus station so they could see Monkey Junction for themselves?

Are there any oddly-named places, streets, or neighborhoods in your community? Let me know, and I’ll see what I can find for you. You can reach me at umbachjd@yahoo.com. I don’t bite—I promise!
 
One of my favorite moments from Beavis & Butthead was a scene where Beavis (who you may recall frequently quoted the Judas Priest song 'Breaking the Law' whenever they did something wrong) one time watches the original 1980 video of the song and truthfully admits "you know, that actually sounds kinda lame".:ha:

 
Hey, just got back from vacation - 120 miles across Vermont on a bike - you would think, being a heavier-set gal, that you would not hurt from your bike seat, but I am here to say that even with fancy bike pants, my tailbone feels crushed

But it was worth it - saw some beautiful parts of Vermont I had not seen before, saw my son for a day, fun with our friends - all good
 
Hey, just got back from vacation - 120 miles across Vermont on a bike - you would think, being a heavier-set gal, that you would not hurt from your bike seat, but I am here to say that even with fancy bike pants, my tailbone feels crushed

But it was worth it - saw some beautiful parts of Vermont I had not seen before, saw my son for a day, fun with our friends - all good
Sounds fun, was it up and down hills or a rails to trails route?
 
It was rails to trails so a few steady inclines - and actually we did 150 miles - 5 days of 30 miles a day - it's a lot for me so I am happy I did it!
I bet your legs were sore by day 2. Mine would be. I've never done a multi-day bike trip.
 
Hey, just got back from vacation - 120 miles across Vermont on a bike - you would think, being a heavier-set gal, that you would not hurt from your bike seat, but I am here to say that even with fancy bike pants, my tailbone feels crushed

But it was worth it - saw some beautiful parts of Vermont I had not seen before, saw my son for a day, fun with our friends - all good
What was the name of the rail to trail ?
What towns did you stay at ?
 
Big week for us. Oldest is getting married this Saturday. Family coming out wed-thur. Found a restaurant that can accommodate the planned 17 of us for dinner on Friday. Texted with the manager last night after talking to the business and was told to call/text him. That large of a group makes it impossible to have a conversation with half the group and it is a loud place. Can't win all. I do have a sister and SiL that cannot make it as they are both teachers and have school meetings starting Sunday.
 
Hey, just got back from vacation - 120 miles across Vermont on a bike - you would think, being a heavier-set gal, that you would not hurt from your bike seat, but I am here to say that even with fancy bike pants, my tailbone feels crushed

I don't know how pro-bikers do it. It doesn't matter how much cushion I have (natural or fancy bike shorts) or what saddle I am using, after a couple hours in the saddle, my tailbone is killing me. The only thing that made a marginal difference was when I upgraded the stock saddle on my bike to a fancy hard leather one and got it broken in pretty good. It sounded counterintuitive, but that hard leather one was about 10x more comfortable than any squishy gel-filled saddle I tried before then.
 
What was the name of the rail to trail ?
What towns did you stay at ?

We did a double back trip - only did one night in Burlington to do the trail from downtown Burlington to Grand Isle, which was lovely too - our friends are in the Northeast Kingdom, so we just went there to stay the other nights

Only need to do the section from Greensboro to Joe's Pond, which we will do this fall

I don't know how pro-bikers do it. It doesn't matter how much cushion I have (natural or fancy bike shorts) or what saddle I am using, after a couple hours in the saddle, my tailbone is killing me. The only thing that made a marginal difference was when I upgraded the stock saddle on my bike to a fancy hard leather one and got it broken in pretty good. It sounded counterintuitive, but that hard leather one was about 10x more comfortable than any squishy gel-filled saddle I tried before then.

Oh, that's good to know, as my bike has a leather saddle that I was fixing to get replaced, so maybe I won't now
 

We did a double back trip - only did one night in Burlington to do the trail from downtown Burlington to Grand Isle, which was lovely too - our friends are in the Northeast Kingdom, so we just went there to stay the other nights

Only need to do the section from Greensboro to Joe's Pond, which we will do this fall



Oh, that's good to know, as my bike has a leather saddle that I was fixing to get replaced, so maybe I won't now
A well worn leather saddle is superior in all regards. I wish I had kept my old one when I sold that bike. Big mistake, honestly.
 
Is that like a Utah soda machine where you can get all sorts of wacky flavors and combinations?

I had to fly out to California a few months ago and had a layover, both ways, in SLC and was sort of bummed that the airport doesn't have one of those soda bars where I could get a "Dirty Soda" that I've heard so much about over the past couple years.

I had taken the day off yesterday so my drink of choice was a Coke with a bit of lime Coke mixed in thanks to the Coke Freestyle machine when I took our daughter to go see Elio at the movie theatre after lunch.

I missed this, being out of town and all: The machine itself doesn't do it, no. In my break room, you do it yourself, but they have all kinds of syrups to use. What you're hearing about with the dirty sodas is a local series of chain, drive-thru soda shacks that are what would be coffee shops anywhere else. Swig, Quench-it, Sodalicious, Fizz, Sipps....am I missing one? Probably not. Now, there are coffee stands all over the place, too, but the newer ones all also serve....yep: soda. Each drink gets a ridiculous name, too, and everybody has their favorites. I don't go to the soda shops that much, but I can tell you that when I am at a Fizz, I get a "Chandler Bing". When I am at Swig, well I'll order myself an "Endless Summer, Wild" (that means I get strawberry puree in it...) and my favorite at Sodalicious: The Burning Bosom (if you know, you know). That's good stuff, and I get to feel irreverent while I drink it.

Yes, folks, it's out of hand. We need help. We are broken people with ridiculous addictions we use to try to fill the endless hole that is located where we were supposed to feel love and instead felt only social competition and envy, dosed with obtuse rules, ever-shifting expectations, and crushing blinding deafening guilt and shame. So yeah, soda will fix that. :)
 
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