Similar but different.....
Leading up to Christmas last year, my neighbor had UPS, FedEx, and Amazon on their porch at the same time. I excitedly watched the encounter unfold with anticipation of the possibilities. There was no snide comment, no witty one-liner, not even a passive-aggressive gesture. It was disappointingly uneventful. They missed a golden opportunity to form a delivery brotherhood over tales of rogue sprinklers, yapping dogs, and porch snacks; and to leave with a group selfie, a handshake pact, and a few fewer packages.