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wait, a mullet?

wait, a mullet?
Does this look like a dizzing hike - Walter's Wiggles Trail In Zion National Park,
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The dream police
They live inside in my head
The dream police
They come to me in my bed
The dream police
They're coming to arrest me
Oh no
Understandable.Lately I like to take my post-lunch naps on the floor in front of the fireplace in the living room. Today I learned I cannot do that without alerting my wife ahead of time lest she thinks I collapsed for some reason.![]()
Ah yes, the hair clog. We have a long plastic tool that we use when this happens. I shove into the drain and move it up and down and pushes the clogg down the drain. Seems to clear fairly quickly. Much better than Drain-O. Similar to this but the barbs are only on the end.Understandable.
We are getting old.
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That reminds me...there's a minor clog in the shower drain and I'm the only one in the household that knows how to clear it.
I need to get one/some of those. I use a small metal snake and it's not as presumably flexible as these plastic ones.Ah yes, the hair clog. We have a long plastic tool that we use when this happens. I shove into the drain and move it up and down and pushes the clogg down the drain. Seems to clear fairly quickly. Much better than Drain-O. Similar to this but the barbs are only on the end.
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I need to get one/some of those. I use a small metal snake and it's not as presumably flexible as these plastic ones.
Thanks for the reminder...oh wise old(er) Middle-Aged Man.
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Ah yes, the hair clog. We have a long plastic tool that we use when this happens. I shove into the drain and move it up and down and pushes the clogg down the drain. Seems to clear fairly quickly. Much better than Drain-O. Similar to this but the barbs are only on the end.
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I feel your pain brother. Not many things gross me out, but when I first had to pull the huge nasty slimy smelly gunky bundle of hair out of the shower drain that my daughters use I almost lost it.Santa put a pack of those into all of our stockings a few years ago!
FWIW, my hair is fairly short and I rarely shower at home but my wife and daughters all have long thick hair and they're always complaining about slow shower and sink drains. I would tell them it's because of all the hair that gets rinsed down the drains (even with various filters/traps over them) but no, it's something about our old pipes and whatever.
When we got those little plastic snakes I gave them each a lesson on how to use them and my wife still didn't believe it was all hair until I pulled a huge nasty slimy smelly gunky bundle of hair out of one of the sinks and it instantly started draining about 100x faster!
Santa put a pack of those into all of our stockings a few years ago!
FWIW, my hair is fairly short and I rarely shower at home but my wife and daughters all have long thick hair and they're always complaining about slow shower and sink drains. I would tell them it's because of all the hair that gets rinsed down the drains (even with various filters/traps over them) but no, it's something about our old pipes and whatever.
When we got those little plastic snakes I gave them each a lesson on how to use them and my wife still didn't believe it was all hair until I pulled a huge nasty slimy smelly gunky bundle of hair out of one of the sinks and it instantly started draining about 100x faster!
I only have my wife with long hair, but four adult size males and only one shower. So, lots of clog potential.I feel your pain brother. Not many things gross me out, but when I first had to pull the huge nasty slimy smelly gunky bundle of hair out of the shower drain that my daughters use I almost lost it.
Yeah, that situation might me worse.I only have my wife with long hair, but four adult size males and only one shower. So, lots of clog potential.
Love the band, but they were kind of boring in concert. Just stood there and played. I mean, no dancing or fireworks or anything?Yep.
One of my top five favorite bands.
If you don't have cash, call 1-800-COLLECTKids today will never dream about payphones.
NO. they break easily and then you are screwed!Ah yes, the hair clog. We have a long plastic tool that we use when this happens. I shove into the drain and move it up and down and pushes the clogg down the drain. Seems to clear fairly quickly. Much better than Drain-O. Similar to this but the barbs are only on the end.
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[groan]Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.
The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.
The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.
The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.
And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
I stopped using hair snakes and put drain baskets in the drain. Those work so much better.I was never happier with a home upgrade than when we got rid of the 200lb cast iron drain stack (with joints secured by lead and oakum) and all the stupid galvanized drain pipe attached to it (with hair-catching joints) and replaced it with PVC with cleanouts in all the right places. I used to have to go after the shower drain with a 15' snake in the pre-PVC days but now everything slides right down. I use one of those plastic thingies on the bathroom sink about once every six months.
I stopped using hair snakes and put drain baskets in the drain. Those work so much better.
Is anyone else gagging at the hair in the drain discussion in here?
Nope. I've conquered my gag reflex lolIs anyone else gagging at the hair in the drain discussion in here?
Interestingly, my wife tells me I was singing Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 when I emerged from anesthesia following my heart attack. I was reportedly trying to get all staff and visitors nearby to join in on the chorus ("EVERYBODY must get stoned!"). Must be some link between Bob Dylan and anesthesia."...If my thought dreams could be seen
They'd probably put my head
In a guillotine,
But it's alright, Ma..."---B. Dylan
BTW this is what I told hospital staff in attendance last time I emerged from general anesthesia.
Nope. I've conquered my gag reflex lol
You have much more restraint than I do.lemme just yellow card myself with the mental response I had for this
lemme just yellow card myself with the mental response I had for this
Before planning, this humble scribe was a plumber's apprentice (high school). The sewage revulsion factor and corresponding gag reflex decreases exponentially after week 1. No hairy glob of unidentifiable black gelatin (with white and orange accents, if you're lucky!) can disgust me. Plus you get to claim you "know your shit" forever!
Cast iron was the worst. Sometimes a homeowner would insist upon hydrojetting their cast iron lines that ran up the outside of old victorianish homes and you would be treated to a lovely shattering noise and rain of rusty poop when the feeble material met the 2-4,000 PSI force of the equipment. Infernal.
Wise. Once when I was young I had a bad dream that I was a cowboy using an outhouse and I dropped my prize gold pocketwatch in. I've been trying to re-have the dream in my post-trauma state to conquer the fear.yes an old plumber once told me to never look into a sewer line
Love the band, but they were kind of boring in concert. Just stood there and played. I mean, no dancing or fireworks or anything?
An old plumber once said to me "excuse me, I need to get a case of that Millers High Life." Out of context, it made no sense but I was standing in front of the beer cool at the grocery store.yes an old plumber once told me to never look into a sewer line
I can't imagine what those go through who have to go inside large sewers and/or work for big cities. Simply going underneath houses was bad enough.Good friend of mine is a plumber. He told me if it's a sewer line job, 'you just have to get your mind right before you head in."
lemme just yellow card myself with the mental response I had for this
Fun fact in honor of National Periodic Table Day today: The chemical symbol for lead is "Pb," from the Latin word for lead, "plumbum." Hence, a "plumber" is someone who works with lead.Good friend of mine is a plumber. He told me if it's a sewer line job, 'you just have to get your mind right before you head in."
omg people - ixnay on the passive aggressive advice - can I just have a real conversation?