Here is a rerun of my December 23, 2020 column. Christmas and planning related!
A CHRISTMAS HOTEL STORY, AND A LOOK AT THE 2000 FUTURE FROM 1965
This week, Your Columnist will bring you another installment of the occasional series “Hotel Story,” from his time working at a major hotel casino.
Working on Christmas, and all the holidays for that matter, comes with the territory of working in a hotel. As a bellman, I had a uniform that I was required to wear, mostly because I went into rooms, and the occupants of said rooms needed to know I belonged there. Well, one of the ways that I would try to look cheerful for the holidays was to decorate myself with a personal tie, apart from the company-issued ties. My manager didn’t care, as she understood the importance of trying to be festive with guests and fellow employees alike.
So, one Christmas morning, I decked myself out in a tie featuring a cartoon image of Santa, reindeer, and the sleigh. At one point, I had to walk behind the front desk, and, as I walking back there, the front desk manager—who, by the way, was not MY manager, saw my tie and said, “You can’t wear that tie. It’s not a company tie!” Wondering what offense Manager Grinch had to my Santa and reindeer, I stood there for a second thinking of a response. Right at that moment, the owner of the hotel, an older, rather conservative gentleman, came out from behind a closed door, and, without having heard anything that had transpired a few seconds ago, looked at me and said, “Hey! I LOVE that tie!!!” I decided I had won that battle and no further words were necessary.
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The December 24, 1965 issue of Life magazine was a special “double issue” titled “The U.S. City: Its Future and Greatness at Stake.” As someone with a long interest in city planning (going back to my elementary school days), this issue is fascinating to look through decades after its publication. Articles include such topics as “Villians: Greed, Indifference, and You,” “Bitter Plague of Slums,” “Great Days of Build and Rebuild.”
But, what really grabs my eye is the article entitled “Future Choices Begin to Form Up,” about how future urban citizens will get around. One method is via the “Century Expressway,” which would allow drivers to use a freeway-type road by “passing tests and getting special certificates,” and, before each use, must negotiate a “series of entrance checks—including negotiating an undulating, serpentine channel . . . to prove their sobriety and steering and braking skill.” Another idea is for a “Master Modemixer,” which is a round hub where everyone from out of the city would leave their vehicle on the street level, then go upstairs and take an individualized flying vehicle which would take you to your final destination in the city, leaving the urban streets free for pedestrians. All this coming by the year 2000, so be ready!
Incidentally, who was one of the primary sponsors of that special issue? Braniff Airlines, serving the United States, Mexico, and South America, and ready to carry you into the next century! (Braniff would fly its last flight in 1982.)
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When you were done thinking about the future in 1965, you could turn on your TV and tune into one of the popular TV shows of that season, which included “Hogan’s Heroes,” “Bewitched,” “Get Smart,” “The Red Skelton Hour,” and “Bonanza.”