Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[JNA]

^ is the cause to need Alka-Seltzer.

 

[Gedunker]

^Can't believe he ate the whole thing

 

[Maister]

^ Used to be an original member of the band Weezer before they hit it big.

 

[kms]

^ Was one of the original Chipmunks until his voice began to change, at which time he voiced Peter Brady's voice in Time to Change.

 

[michaelskis]

^ Is flying the mysterious drones on the east coat

 

[Maister]

^ played one of the ewoks in Return of the Jedi (second from left during the 'yub nub' song at the end).

 

[dandy_warhol]

^has a thing for Minnie Mouse 🐁

 

[JNA]

^ alway outstanding in a field.

 

[Maister]

Insists on having 'Aqualung' being played as his signature 'walk out' song.

 

[JNA]

^ might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise up a crop of dental floss

 

[Maister]

Is Frank Zappa's second cousin twice removed on his mother's side.

 

[Planit]

^^^almost quit gardening at 9 when the quarter he planted didn't produce a money tree

 

[JNA]

in this thread

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^not interested in posting in this thread

 

[Maister]

^ The only band he's interested in listening to is Husker Du

 

[Doohickie]

^Twice removed from Oscar Wilde
But he didn't mind, why, he just smiled

 

[Maister]

^ Regularly drives his Chevy to the levy

 

[Doohickie]

^ Knows what fruit goes into American pie.

 

[JNA]

^ doesn't know the levee was dry

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^when the levee does break, he has someplace to stay

 

[JNA]

^ don't know which way to go

 

[DVD]

^^^ Has been dazed and confused for so long...

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^was the inspiration for Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

 

[Doohickie]

^ Still carries a torch for Stacey's mom.

 

[JNA]

^ was a stunt double in the movie "Breaking Away"

 

[Doohickie]

^ always wears a tear-away jersey in case someone tries to tackle him

 

[Maister]

^ Is the very model of a modern major general.

 

[Doohickie]

^ Can recite the entire Pirates of Penzance play from memory. Backwards.

 

[DVD]

^^^ Wishes they would go back to the time that only men played women's roles.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ waits outside for the mail carrier every day

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ has her sh!t together.

 

[JNA]

^ does not drink beer.

 

[michaelskis]

^ does not know how to read a trail map.

 

[JNA]

^ does not know how to snow ski.

 

[Planit]

^changed official maps to read "Gulf of Where Hurricanes Form"

 

[JNA]

^ will only drink IPA not Porter Beer

 

[Planit]

^ will only drink IPA not Porter Beer

that's actually true

 

[Maister]

^ Believes most of what he hears on Fox news.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^Can sing all of Justin Bieber's songs.

 

[JNA]

^ Is not older than the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

 

[kms]

^ Is not older than the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

Aspires to be a lumberjack during his retirement years.

 

[JNA]

^ knows airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 

[Maister]

^ Questions whether that swallow is African or European

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ Has a man crush on Larry from Three's Company.

 

[Doohickie]

Sploots.

 

[JNA]

^ still has training wheels on his tricycle.

 

[kms]

The front seat of his tandem bicycle faces backwards so he can sing to Daisy.

 

[Doohickie]

Is the reason for the season of mid-Spring.

^ still has training wheels on his tricycle.

Remember, these are supposed to be lies.

 

[JNA]

^ living in a van down by the river

 

[Doohickie]

Forget to set his parking brake and now lives a van in the river.