Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^does not want to bring sexy back.

 

[michaelskis]

^ Was the inspiration the 1975 hit "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate.

 

[JNA]

^ doesn't know what is up in Little Cottonwood Canyon

 

[michaelskis]

^ doesn't know what is up in Little Cottonwood Canyon

(Flag on the Play... I have no idea what's up in Cottonwood Canyon, therefore it is not a lie)

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

(Flag on the Play... I have no idea what's up in Cottonwood Canyon, therefore it is not a lie)

This:

 

[JNA]

(Flag on the Play... I have no idea what's up in Cottonwood Canyon, therefore it is not a lie)

Only two well know ski areas - Alta & Snowbird

 

[michaelskis]

Only two well know ski areas - Alta & Snowbird

Off Topic - Despite the screen name, it has been well over a decade since i have been on skis and even then most my experience was the Midwest, North East, and Canada.

 

[DVD]

^^^ enjoys skiing the majestic mountains of Kansas.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

^ waxes his snowboard in his office fort

 

[Planit]

^^^waxes her legs in the conference room

 

[JNA]

^ was the actor in the Wax Statue Liberty Insurance TV commercial

 

[Maister]

^ waxes poetic about virtually all of Ernest Borgnine's films

 

[JNA]

^ doesn't know how to wax on wax off car detailing.

 

[Doohickie]

Is up on his grammar today.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^was known to sport a whale tail back in the mid 2000s.

 

[Maister]

^ Is living la vida loca

 

[Wannaplan?]

^ Waves an angry fist at you when you don’t tip him after the shitty windshield squeegee job he did for you at the freeway exit.

 

[Doohickie]

Likes to go potty on disposable pet training pads.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^thinks Budweiser is the King of Beers.

 

[JNA]

^ lives in a van down by the river (SNL skit)

 

[The Terminator]

^ Listens to Charli XCX and is a Geography influencer on TIkTOk

 

[Doohickie]

Marie Osmond's biggest fan.

 

[Maister]

^ built a business empire based on exploiting images culled from National Geographic's African native articles of the 1940s and 50s.

 

[kms]

^ His photo mysteriously appeared in Doohickie's collection of National Geographic photos.

 

[JNA]

^ was a photographer for the National Enquirer.

 

[kms]

^ Was featured in a Weekly World News article about his child with an alien.

 

[Planit]

^^^wants to move to Siberia just to 'feel the cold'

 

[Maister]

^ peppers his daily speech with words like 'tovarish', 'nyet', and 'nekulturny' in a desperate attempt to appear worldly.

 

[DVD]

^^^ Claims to see Russia from his house but it's only Canada.

 

[JNA]

^ Claims he saw nothing, heard nothing, knows nothing

 

[Maister]

^ Has Colonel Klink on speed dial

 

[JNA]

^ Gestapo Major Hochstetter is his hero.

 

[michaelskis]

^ once built a time machine with a barber chair, some copper wire, and a stick of gum.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^was the inspiration for Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[The Terminator]

^ Drinks Bud Lite Lime

 

[JNA]

^ can't tell the difference between draft, bottled, or can Beer

 

[The Terminator]

^ smokes grabba and herb every day

I probably can't differentiate between beers unless I have the container in front of me. Macro lagers are macro lagers. I like Ballantine.

 

[Maister]

^ usually wears plaid flannel and skinny jeans, has unusual facial hair, hair styled in a manbun, favorite tv show is Bewitched, and the last book he read was Megatrends 2000, all with no irony intended whatsoever.

 

[JNA]

^ fears the MP version of the Spanish Inquistion

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^does not think the Spanish Inquisition skit in History of the World, Part 1, was funny.

 

[Bubba]

^ Does not understand why it's good to be the King.

 

[JNA]

^ Was the Duke of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick (for you movie buffs)

 

[DVD]

^^^ was a stand in for Siskel and Ebert

 

[Maister]

^ spent much of 2020 living in a fallout shelter subsisting on Melba toast and canned fruit punch Hi-C.

 

[ursus]

^ Keeps bees just so that he can wax his moustache when he's feeling frisky.

 

[JNA]

^ Is the local Prancercise Demonstrator

 

[Raven]

^ has a part time job at the local Sizzler

 

[dandy_warhol]

^enjoys Whambushing people.

 

[JNA]

^ spiked the spiked eggnog.

 

[Maister]

^ Invented Alka-Seltzer.