Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[Gedunker]

^^Combs his gravel lawn compulsively.

 

[JNA]

^^^ likes the Kentucky Hot Brown over the Jersey Classic Morning Sandwich ( Kaiser roll, talyor ham, egg, & cheese)

 

[Doohickie]

Is oddly specific about food choices.

 

[Maister]

^ frequently drops Aussie slang into daily speech.

 

[Doohickie]

Likes to go to the bottle-o before brekkie in only his bathers.

 

[JNA]

^^^ rides a single speed bike with coaster brakes.

 

[Maister]

^ Has this....I don't know....THING about dry erase markers.

 

[JNA]

^^^ knowingly uses a permanent marker on a white board.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ feels guilty for any work restroom break longer than 2.5 minutes.

 

[JNA]

^^^ only works 2.5 minutes every hour or was it 2.5 minutes a day

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ eats acorns

 

[Doohickie]

Still makes copies with a mimeograph machine just to smell the newly printed output.

 

[Maister]

^ sniffs glue. Elmer's glue, that is.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^sniffs horse hooves

 

[JNA]

^^^ eat glue when in grade school

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ puts googly eyes on advertisement posters

 

[DVD]

^ Draws mustaches and goatees on their own picture because it looks better

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ is upset Sizzlean is no longer on the market

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ pines for Ponderosa Steakhouse

 

[Maister]

^ Still uses her Suzanne Somers Thighmaster when she thinks no one is looking

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ has a calendar of Sally Struthers in his garage

 

[Bubba]

^^^Loves her some David Hasselhoff.

 

[Planit]

^^^Is really a Florida Gators Bull Gator level supporter.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

^ secretly loves THE Ohio State

 

[Planit]

^^^likes to suck up to the elected by addressing them as Most Gracious and Giver of All Things Honorable mayor

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ wants a Kim Jong Un haircut

 

[Maister]

^ dream is to build a house made entirely of metamorphic rocks. Doesn't matter what kind, just so long as it's metamorphic.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^uses old maps to line the cat box

 

[Maister]

^ Has always viewed Betty Rubble as being something of a role model.

 

[Doohickie]

Prefers Wilma to Betty

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ cries at Hallmark movies

 

[Doohickie]

Laughs at Hallmark movies.

 

[JNA]

Wants to be the star in a Hallmark movie

 

[dandy_warhol]

^has a pocketful of clay pigeons

Laughs at Hallmark movies.

no lie there!!

 

[Doohickie]

Is a big fan of Hallmark movie soundtracks featuring plucked strings.

 

[JNA]

Knows how to pluck a chicken

 

[Bubba]

^^^Was the original San Diego Chicken.

 

[Doohickie]

Is the only one who knows the true fate of the original San Diego Chicken

 

[DVD]

^ Still has a rock he thinks will hatch into a dinosaur

 

[kms]

^ claims to have invented Oysters Rockefeller.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ once tipped a waitress with some Rocky Mountain Oysters

 

[kms]

^ Prefers Piedmont oysters

 

[Maister]

^ Got awarded second place in her 4th grade spelling bee when she correctly spelled 'surprises' ('chrysanthemum' ultimately ended up taking her out, though)

 

[michaelskis]

^ is actually an AI chat bot and not a real person.

 

[Raven]

Plays hockey for the Michigan Tech University Huskies

 

[Doohickie]

Plays in the Huskies pep band.

 

[Maister]

^ tries to take his cat for a walk every day

 

[JNA]

^Tried to take his hamster for a walk.

 

[DVD]

^ Auditioned for Jersey Shore, but they said he was just to Jersey.

 

[JNA]

^ wishes he was back in Nebraska.