Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ likes to dance in goatskin pants around ancient ruins

 

[JNA]

^^^ like being stuck in traffic in a snow storm

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^^^^^^^^^^^
Doesn't know how to ski and hates snow.

 

[Doohickie]

Is not very active, when it comes to slacking off. Definitely not CluBbbbbe material.

 

[Planit]

^^^permanently welded training wheels to all of his bikes

 

[Doohickie]

Thinks you can weld to carbon fiber

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ snorts Pixie Stix.

 

[Bubba]

^^^ Has achieved Crazy Cat Guy status.

 

[Doohickie]

Is just plain crazy.

 

[kms]

^^ Collects drink umbrellas from tiki bars.

 

[The Terminator]

^ Lives in Buffalo NY

 

[Planit]

^^^Wants to live in Miami

 

[Gedunker]

^^Once turned down a date with Farrah Fawcett because she wasn't "hot enough".

 

[The Terminator]

^ Was born in 1982 and has a Hoobastank tattoo

^^Once turned down a date with Farrah Fawcett because she wasn't "hot enough".

I would decline the date with Farrah because necrophilia is nasty.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ Did it all for the nookie.

 

[Maister]

^ Wished he lived in ancient Sumeria

 

[Doohickie]

Knows the capital of Assyria.

 

[Maister]

^ Is president of the local chapter of the Bashar al-Assad Fan Club.

 

[kms]

^^ Is president of the Miles Standish Club.

 

[Maister]

^ usually wears a crown when in the privacy of her home

 

[Doohickie]

Wears only a crown around the house.

 

[Maister]

^ Shot the sheriff (but did not shoot the deputy)

 

[kms]

^ Is working on a concept for winter flip-flops.

 

[Planit]

^^^the 'bike' she always talks about is a loud Harley

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ likes vegan bacon

 

[luckless pedestrian]

^ hates futbol

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ likes to run around the neighborhood banging two coconut shells together

 

[Maister]

^ Has watched 'You're a Good Man Charlie Brown' 48 times to date

 

[JNA]

^ will replace my post with his own

 

[Maister]

^ enjoys having his posts accidentally deleted.

 

[kms]

^ enjoys having his posts accidentally deleted.

^ Compulsively shuffles posts

 

[Doohickie]

Needs whole body deodorant to feel fresh.

 

[JNA]

^ Knows what a Cyanometer is without searching Google.

 

[Doohickie]

Voted to remove cyan from the color spectrum.

 

[Maister]

^ co-wrote the song Funky Cold Medina

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ enjoys folding fitted sheets

 

[Planit]

^^^moved because she was not granted a position with the Metropolitan Opera

 

[Maister]

^ once ate ten activated charcoal tablets on a dare

 

[kms]

^ Still wears a single sparkly glove.

 

[Maister]

^ consistently misspells the word 'ambergrish', all the while insisting there's a silent 'h' at the end of the word

 

[kms]

^ Types a word per minute.

 

[Doohickie]

Superpower is evaporating at will.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

^ in a bromance with Tom Brady

 

[DVD]

^^^ Has been binge watching Hallmark Christmas movies instead of working.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ wants to star in a Hallmark Christmas movie as the evil land developer visiting the sleepy town of Holly Crossing in Vermont but runs into the owner of the local Christmas shop that he wants raize and redevelop in to high-end condos. Needles to say, they fall in love and live happily ever after (condos are not built and becomes part owner of the Christmas shop and leaves the big city life behind).

 

[luckless pedestrian]

^ never reheats fish in the office microwave

 

[fringe]

^ consistently misspells the word 'ambergrish', all the while insisting there's a silent 'h' at the end of the word

...never read Moby Dick or seen any ambergris...

 

[kms]

^ is conductor of the local cacophonia.

 

[Maister]

^ Plaid is a common wallpaper pattern found throughout her home.

 

[DVD]

^^^ has secret tunnels in his house to avoid unwanted guests