Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[JNA]

^ wears mismatched socks with sandals.

 

[Doohickie]

Has a side gig as The Sock Fairy, stealing socks from people's laundry piles.

 

[Maister]

^ once had a minor recurring role as a stereotypical American in a British television comedy, "What ho!"

 

[JNA]

^ isn't stereotypical

 

[mendelman]

^ Stages faithful recreations of famous automobile crashes.

 

[Maister]

^ Worked as a Skoal mascot at the 1999 Gatornationals.

 

[mendelman]

^ Will never give up on you!

 

[JNA]

^ willing gives up watching NASCAR for The Ohio State football.

 

[mendelman]

^ says 'howdy' at least seven times a day.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ has a Betty Boop tattoo on his backside.

 

[mendelman]

^ has a Betty Boop tattoo on his backside.

^ is never going to let you down!

 

[Planit]

His most valued coin in his collection

 

[DVD]

^^^ Wishes he could live in Ohio where the college sports are so much better than NC.

 

[JNA]

^ Wishes he lived in Nebraska.

 

[Bubba]

^ Wishes he lived in Nebraska.

^Thought he was dead until he found out he was just in Nebraska.

 

[Doohickie]

Is dead.

 

[JNA]

^ fell off a recumbent bicycle.

 

[Maister]

^ Goes by the nickname "Gherkin Jones"

 

[Planit]

^never met a livermush sandwich he didn't like.

 

[Doohickie]

Has acat named Livermush.

 

[Maister]

^ Does a wicked good rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" on kazoo.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Does a wicked good rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" on kazoo.

If someone could pull that off, it would be kinda cool.

 

[Maister]

If someone could pull that off, it would be kinda cool.

I would pay money to hear a kazoo quartet do that well.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ wears socks suspenders.

 

[kms]

Hates chocolate.

 

[Maister]

^ Never cleans her winter coat

 

[Planit]

^^^his gardening skills are really walking through the plant store or produce aisle.

 

[JNA]

^^^ has no gardening skills

 

[Planit]

^^^ has no gardening skills

(That's not a lie. I have a brown thumb.)



^^^JNA doesn't know how to fold a map.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ thinks IPAs are better than lagers.

 

[JNA]

^^^ does not snuggle with kitty cats

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ doesn't return the shopping cart to the corral.

 

[michaelskis]

^ Is an outdoor tour guide for big game hunters in the Canadian wilderness.

 

[Maister]

^ Has the largest privately-owned collection of body lotions in the state.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

^ Moonlights as a weekend manager at 7-11.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Moonlights as a weekend manager at 7-11.

^he donates the money he earns there to insomniacs.

 

[Planit]

^^^buys Swedish Meatballs by the pallet from IKEA

 

[luckless pedestrian]

^ loves white chocolate

 

[btrage]

^^ wishes we could just skip Thanksgiving and get right to Christmas

 

[JNA]

^^^ Wishes he could light up his house like Clark Griswold did.

 

[Maister]

^^Earns extra cash on weekends cleaning windshields for the captive audience at the top of a nearby interstate off-ramp.

 

[luckless pedestrian]

^ plans to have Thanksgiving completely out of a can

 

[JNA]

^^^ will be offeringThanksgiving leftovers to her office Christmas party.

 

[kms]

Lounges in bed all morning watching talk shows.

 

[Doohickie]

Commutes by unicycle.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ has a Michael Buble` tattoo.

 

[Maister]

^^ Her favorite song is This One

 

[Raven]

He hates beer

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ starts each day with a handful of circus peanuts

^^ Her favorite song is This One

I actually do like that song!

 

[JNA]

^^^ Wishes she was one of the Maidens of Castle Anthrax (MP Holy Grail reference there)