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Wanted to get an Air Supply tattoo, but the local tattoo artists refused to do one.



JNA said:
Cyburbian Champion for RJing on fridays.
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These are supposed to be lies. I actually get every Friday off. (I'm in my bathrobe right now.)
 
^recently discovered that the old saying "Fences make good neighbors" is not necessarily a universal truth.
 
^ Owns a $2500 stereo system. On it, he listens exclusively to show tunes and Sousa marches.
 
^ Desperate to get his ham operator license so he can discuss his lumbago with other like-minded folk.
 
^he's completely unaware that his wife is slowly...each day...almost immeasurably...releasing the air in his bikes' tires.

For what reason?

That is the mystery.
 
^His avid enthusiasm in numismatics started when he found a 50-Peso coin & couldn't take his eyes off of them.
 
^Requires dates to sign a 'pre-coital agreement' before going out.
 
^still contemplates the cause of the Bronze Age collapse and its impact on societal discord of the post-millennial population.
 
^Drinks white wine spritzers (with his pinky sticking out) while posing Socratic questions about the collapse of the Bronze Age.
 
^pretends publicly to dislike cicadas, but secretly wishes he too could belong to a brood.
 
^ Thinks fusion cuisine should include combinations like hot dogs with goose liver pate
 
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