Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[JNA]

^ Uses a Yeti cooler as indoor furniture

 

[DVD]

^^ Still has a black and white TV

 

[JNA]

^ doesn't have a remote for his TV

 

[mendelman]

JNA's a big proponent of the Prosperity Gospel.

 

[JNA]

^ Does not post about coin collecting.

 

[Planit]

^Thinks 'cartography' is about muscle cars

 

[Bubba]

^^Is a closet FSU fan.

 

[78rpm]

^Thinks Bubba O'Reilly is a Who song.

 

[JNA]

^ Still has a poster of John Travolta as Vinnie Barbarino from "Welcome Back Kotter"

 

[78rpm]

^Still has the poster, too!

 

[Doohickie]

Can tell you what you had for dinner by the smell of your farts.

 

[Maister]

Holds world record for balancing spinning plates on his head

 

[DVD]

^^^ wonders how the food stays on spinning plates

 

[JNA]

^ put the food on the spinning plates with Gorilla Glue.

 

[MD Planner]

^ Went on an an Amazon spending spree using his smartphone while binge-eating an entire bag of Reese's Cups.

 

[JNA]

^ banned from Amazon.

 

[DVD]

^^^ Has missed Radio Shack since it's closing and has no idea where he'll get another picture tube.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^^^^

Longs to return to Kansas

 

[Maister]

^ When he enters the room people usually mark the occasion by singing "Lothar, of the Hill People"

 

[mendelman]

^ When he enters the room people usually mark the occasion by singing "Lothar, of the Hill People"

^Believes, at the fundamental core of his being, that pre-sliced packaged cheese is the Devil's work.

 

[Bubba]

^^Collects (and posts about) pre-sliced cheese.

 

[Maister]

^ Secretly envies the dweebs those who collect coins for a hobby.

 

[mendelman]

^Never met a macro-brew beer he didn't love.

 

[DVD]

Only drinks Starbucks tea.

 

[Maister]

Two favorite songs are: 'Seasons In The Sun' and 'Anchors Aweigh' (followed closely by 'In The Navy')

 

[JNA]

^ is not a Thread Splitter

 

[DVD]

^^^refreshes the website every few minutes so he gets to be the one to tell lies about Maister.

 

[JNA]

^ lies about his time Kansas - he really was in Nebraska

 

[Doohickie]

Has a collection of all his toenail clippings dating back to 1978.

 

[JNA]

^does not know what or who is a yooper.

 

[Planit]

^^^his daily routine includes Geritol in his coffee

 

[Maister]

^ Nickname in college was 'Squeezer'

 

[Doohickie]

Nickname in college was 'Geezer'

 

[Wannaplan?]

^ Actually thought Showgirls was a pretty good movie.

 

[Maister]

^ Gets passed on the right all. the. time.

 

[JNA]

^ doesn't know when or how to use a turn blinker.

 

[Gedunker]

"Turn blinker"? Revels in making up new names for common things.

 

[DVD]

^^^ Moved to Iowa to start a career as a fish juggler like they do in Seattle.

 

[Maister]

^ Secretly wishes he could do a career change and become a carnival barker. The best EVAR!

 

[JNA]

^expert at those carnival games.

 

[Maister]

^ Attempts to don an air of gruff frankness when answering in the affirmative by saying "damn straight, Skippy."

 

[Bubba]

^^Wishes he was nicknamed "Skippy".

 

[RandomPlanner]

^^ refers to himself in the third person as "The Dark Lord".

 

[dandy_warhol]

☝️ wears Crocs.

 

[NHPlanner]

^^ eats crocs

 

[dandy_warhol]

☝️ wrestles Crocs.

 

[Bubba]

^^Has a pet croc.

 

[JNA]

^ wears croc skin boots & belt

 

[Maister]

^ doesn't really know what crocs are

 

[dandy_warhol]

☝️ lives in a Hobbit hole.