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^ Kicked out of the Illuminati because of his tendency to audibly giggle during solemn ceremonies.
 
^^^tried coming up with a conspiracy theory similar to Pizzagate, but didn't know how to use pepperoni.
 
mendelman closes every zoning board meeting he attends by singing a spirited rendition of this song:

 
^ Spends a great deal of time musing about Waldo...what he's wearing...what he's thinking....where he might be at a given time...
 
^^^ Has declared Cave Creek Chili Beer to be the best beer ever made (yes the beer has a chili in it).
 
^ Takes the slogan 'beer makes everything better' much MUCH too seriously.
 
^ Fought hard to name his oldest daughter 'Mathilde' but was resolutely overruled by the missus.
 
^Is on a secret mission to update his State's anthem--from the 19th Century On The Banks Of The Wabash Far Away...


...to this newer, WAY cooler tune of the '20s:
 
^ loves all of gods creatures. Except rabbits. Cannot freaking stand those goddamned rabbits with their wiggly noses and floppy ears.
 
^ Has a hidden access panel in his closet that leads to a secret room. The walls of this room are plastered with old posters of Stryper, Holy Soldier, and Whitecross.
 
^ Was reportedly overheard on a work-related phone call saying "aw, shucks..."
 
^ thinks The Ohio State University Marching Band is not best damn band in the land
 
^ still has a
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^ Favorite saying is "never trust someone who's ashamed to fart audibly in public, I always say."
 
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