^has MC Hammer toes.
^ Is upset his plans for world domination through a weather machine keep failing.
^^ gets his ideas from old episodes of The Smurfs!! ^^
Doesn't really like hockey. Is more into to cricket.Isn't really a planner.... more of a "let's just see what happens-er"
Is a major Yankee's fan.^^^Is 5' 2" and bald. Dresses completely in black, including makeup.^^^
^ drinks BBQ sauce straight from the bottle.
Rides a Huffy with a basket in front just in case he runs across an alien.
Has a vacation home in Cairo, Illinois^ Like he wishes he lived in Cairo, Illinois