Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[JNA]

^ was arrested for not returning a rented Betamax movie from 25 yrs ago ^

AIB real headline & story: NC Man Arrested for Not Returning Rental VHS Tape 14 Years Ago
http://abcnews.go.com/US/nc-man-arrested-returning-rental-vhs-tape-14/story?id=37897366

 

[michaelskis]

^ was arrested for not returning a rented Betamax movie from 25 yrs ago ^

AIB real headline & story: NC Man Arrested for Not Returning Rental VHS Tape 14 Years Ago
http://abcnews.go.com/US/nc-man-arrested-returning-rental-vhs-tape-14/story?id=37897366

^ Was the arresting officer for story above!

 

[Planit]

^ trying to figure out why moving to NC was a good idea rather than staying in MEEEEEEESHGAAANNNNN

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ trying to figure out why moving to NC was a good idea rather than staying in MEEEEEEESHGAAANNNNN

Was a cabin boy on an airboat in the Everglades

 

[DVD]

^ Thinks Burt's best role was Gator.

 

[michaelskis]

^ Has an impressive collection of wooden teeth worn by aristocrats in the mid 1700's.

 

[DVD]

^ thinks South Carolina BBQ is better than NC.

 

[michaelskis]

^ thinks South Carolina BBQ is better than NC.

^ Has a dream to become the head of the education system in SC.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Has a dream to become the head of the education system in SC.

Isn't originally from the UP, grew up in the Detroit suburbs.

 

[kms]

^ lives in a houseboat in a roadside ditch.

 

[michaelskis]

^has a split personality. One is a planner, the other is a cross dressing hooker with mob connections.

 

[The Terminator]

^has a split personality. One is a planner, the other is a cross dressing hooker with mob connections.

DOES NOT actually know how to ski!!

 

[otterpop]

^
Will not be "Bach"

But wouldn't mind being Beethoven.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^has a split personality. One is a planner, the other is a cross dressing hooker with mob connections.

Who does blow

 

[The Terminator]

Who does blow

Is smoking Angel Dust at a strip club right now with Sebastian Bach from Skid Row.

 

[DVD]

^ enjoys Thunderbird wine.

 

[The Terminator]

^ enjoys Thunderbird wine.

^considers flavored cigars like Acid and Java to be the highest form of tobacco enjoyment

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

Secretly wants to move to Montgomery, Alabama.

 

[Richmond Jake]

Secretly wants to move to Montgomery, Alabama.

^^ Thinks Tuscaloosa AL is the cultural capital of the South. ^^

 

[DVD]

^ thinks Spring Break in Florida is overrated so he's planning a trip to Mexico next year.

 

[Maister]

^ Is a respectable gentleman of wealth, taste, and refinement.

 

[The Terminator]

^ Is a respectable gentleman of wealth, taste, and refinement.

Is actually DUFF MAN!

 

[Richmond Jake]

Is actually DUFF MAN!

^^ Refuses to pay for a lap dance at the strip club. ^^

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^^ Refuses to pay for a lap dance at the strip club. ^^

Secretly longs to move to Kansas.

 

[kms]

I'm

^ is a docent at the Future Birthplace of Captain Kirk.

(Autcorrect filled in the rest. :/ )

 

[JNA]

^ is not silly enough ^

 

[The Terminator]

^ is not silly enough ^

Is celebrating easter by sniffing glue with the ghost of Joey Ramone

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

Is celebrating easter by sniffing glue with the ghost of Joey Ramone

He talks to angles.

 

[JNA]

^ Does not know the difference between drafting triangles ^

 

[DVD]

^ believes there is a conspiracy involving Cadbury eggs and Reese's eggs.

 

[JNA]

^ just loses it when a jelly bean touched a M&M ^

 

[kms]

^ is a back-up lip sync artist for Aerosmith.

 

[JNA]

^ does her make up & hair to look like Steven Tyler ^

 

[kms]

^ ate melted Easter chocolate and now has straggly, green Easter grass whiskers.

 

[Maister]

^ Was greatly disappointed when fanny packs fell out fashion.

 

[Planit]

^however is confident fanny packs will come back into fashion by the summer

 

[JNA]

^ his hair style is a Mohawk w/ a ponytail ^

 

[RandomPlanner]

^^ is a settler ^^

 

[DVD]

^ is enjoying the chocolate covered raisins the rabbit left behind.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ is enjoying the chocolate covered raisins the rabbit left behind.

Is glad Kansas is out of the tournament.

 

[DVD]

Is glad Kansas is out of the tournament.

Not entirely a lie. You have to do better like:

^ Wants to move to Wichita to be closer to the Koch brothers or at least sit in Koch Arena to watch the Shockers.

 

[kjel]

Not entirely a lie. You have to do better like:

^ Wants to move to Wichita to be closer to the Koch brothers or at least sit in Koch Arena to watch the Shockers.

^ Wants to retire in Kansas.

 

[JNA]

^ didn't take a left turn in Albuquerque ^

 

[otterpop]

^
Skillfully positions himself in this thread queue time and again so it looks like I am singling him out.

 

[DVD]

^
Skillfully positions himself in this thread queue time and again so it looks like I am singling him out.

^ Can't think of lies about anyone else so he picks on JNA

 

[JNA]

^ picked his feet in Poughkeepsie ^


AIB the movie The French Connection

 

[Gedunker]

^^Planted his puss in Piscataway^^

NAIBA

 

[DVD]

^ Is upset his plans for world domination through a weather machine keep failing.

 

[JNA]

^ Thinks Mr Peabody's Wayback Machine is real ^

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Thinks Mr Peabody's Wayback Machine is real ^

Named his goldfish Sherman