^ kicked out of Karaoke NIght at the local dive ^
^Builds life-size replicas of people's right index fingers.Tries to rap during Karaoke Night at the local dive.
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Petitioning to have "Achy Breaky Heart" become our national anthem.
Uses Zatarain's mixes for his Cajun cooking.
^Is adamant that he never lies.^has actively campaigned for Hillary in 3 states.
^Is adamant that he never lies.
Highlight of his day is finding a coin with a 2015 date.
^ jiggles candy machines hoping for that one extra skittle.
^ never trusted the Gorton's fisherman.
Eats souse every day
^ openly collects Captain & Tennille vinyl and memorabilia.Is in Ann Arbor right now, taking a long, hard bong rip of some dank Michigan bud with some Bernie 2016 volunteers in a 7/11 Parking lot.
^ As an impressive collection of sculptures made of bellybutton lint and ear wax.
Had a thing for Julia Childs.
^ Is a founding member of the Unicycle Football League in San Marco Texas.
^taught Michael LeMoyne Kennedy how to ski.^taught Sonny Bono how to ski
^ borrowed jna's trapdoor long johns for his ski trip with the cast of Farm Kings.
^ His idea of vacation is a week digging in Crater of Diamonds Arkansas State Park ^
http://www.craterofdiamondsstatepark.com/
[OT]
Those trapdoor long johns were dvdneal's, not mine[/OT]
^ her house foundation is held together with Lisa Douglas pancake batter ^