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[terraplnr]

^^ Requires at least 6 shots of tequilla before he'll talk about that weekend in the summer of '96 at the lake...

 

[DVD]

^ tells everyone what they did with Gedunker on the lake back in '96.

 

[mendelman]

^ tells everyone what they did with Gedunker on the lake back in '96.

^Has a pet bonobo.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^Has a pet bonobo.

He pets Bono(U2 reference)

 

[mendelman]

He pets Bono(U2 reference)

^ Will not stop rambling on about how great Essential Oils are and you should really come to his next demonstration party.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Will not stop rambling on about how great Essential Oils are and you should really come to his next demonstration party.

Doesn't know how to ice skate.

 

[DVD]

^ still waiting for his Amway business to pay off.

 

[michaelskis]

^ is actually the voice of Marge Simpson's sisters.

 

[mendelman]

^ Secretly wears tutus.

 

[JNA]

^ wears yoga pants in public ^

 

[DVD]

^ is the guy who takes up four parking spaces at the grocery store to make sure no one dings his Pacer.

 

[JNA]

^ teaches remedial parallel parking and how to use turn signals ^

 

[Maister]

^ stole the patent for Scotch tape.

 

[DVD]

thinks all Scotch tape comes from Scotland.

 

[Otis]

^^ Is the Kansas state hopscotch champion - masters division

 

[JNA]

^ cooks salmon head stew ^

 

[michaelskis]

^ Is using HUD funding to pay for a study to determine how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

 

[kms]

^ dresses like Monopoly Man for public meetings.

 

[The Terminator]

^ dresses like Monopoly Man for public meetings.

^Reeks of High Density overlay zones with TOD bike lanes strains of dank and says "booyakasha" whenever Springsteen comes on.

 

[Richmond Jake]

^^ Drives a pink 2001 Mary Kay Buick.

 

[Otis]

^^ Broke his little bottle of Love Potion No. 9.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

Has an unlimited refill prescription for Viagra.

 

[DVD]

^ Never thought Trump was a joke candidate.

 

[The Terminator]

^ Never thought Trump was a joke candidate.

^Is a Rastafarian

 

[JNA]

^ Wants to be a hipster in Hoboken, NJ ^

 

[Planit]

^ can't remember which end of the hammer to hold

 

[Gedunker]

^^Hammers nails with a rock^^

 

[Maister]

^ Refers to all soup as "porridge"

 

[JNA]

^ Refers to all soup as "porridge"

^ Has the nerve to ask for some more ^

Lit reference not a movie reference.

 

[Planit]

^ loves and routinely sings 1960s musicals while on the toilet




* calling out your reference

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ loves and routinely sings 1960s musicals while on the toilet




* calling out your reference

Ringtone on phone is the Sound of Music

 

[JNA]

^Is an Unsolvable Problem ^

song lyric from previous movie reference

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^Is an Unsolvable Problem ^

song lyric from previous movie reference

Was in the Sound of Music and had a crush on Julie Andrews.

 

[Otis]

^^ Knows how you hold a moonbeam in your hand

 

[DVD]

^ has to look up all his references before he uses them.

 

[mendelman]

^ has to look up all his references before he uses them.

^ enjoys the aliens' probes...










































...into his psyche using psychotherapy.

 

[JNA]

^ prefers wearing a metal over plastic colander on his head ^

 

[DVD]

^ prefers wearing a metal over plastic colander on his head ^

Is beginning to think the tin foil isn't working.

 

[JNA]

^ Denies women his essence ^

Dr Strangelove reference there

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

Is beginning to think the tin foil isn't working.

Likes the voices in his head. They keep him company.

 

[Maister]

^ Denies women his essence ^

Dr Strangelove reference there

^ Used to play cowbell for Blue Oyster Cult

this is a reference to a SNL skit (that's short for 'Saturday Night Live') where Christopher Walken was producing a record for Blue Oyster Cult who at one point humorously insisted to Will Farrel's character (who was already playing cowbell obnoxiously loud) that "more cowbell" was needed.

 

[mendelman]

^ Used to play cowbell for Blue Oyster Cult

this is a reference to a SNL skit (that's short for 'Saturday Night Live') where Christopher Walken was producing a record for Blue Oyster Cult who at one point humorously insisted to Will Farrel's character (who was already playing cowbell obnoxiously loud) that "more cowbell" was needed.

^ Once paid to have an argument, not contradiction.

You know the reference

 

[Maister]

^ Once paid to have an argument, not contradiction.

You know the reference

^ Feels strongly it's very important that folks posting on this thread need to explain their pop cultural references (otherwise there's little chance he'll 'get' them)

 

[mendelman]

^ Feels strongly it's very important that folks posting on this thread need to explain their pop cultural references (otherwise there's little chance he'll 'get' them)

^ Wears only left shoes.

 

[kms]

^ misplaced double-stick tape for his toupee, so uses the kids' bubble gum as temporary adhesive.

 

[mendelman]

^ misplaced double-stick tape for his toupee, so uses the kids' bubble gum as temporary adhesive.

^Wishes she were pregnant, just one more time, simply for the experience.

 

[terraplnr]

^^ Donates his back hair to Locks of Love. On a monthly basis.^^

 

[Richmond Jake]

^^ Had a Brazilian Wax yesterday. ^^

 

[otterpop]

^
Volunteers for police lineups, then asks the guys to his left and right if they would like to go with him to have coffee at Denny's afterwards.

 

[DVD]

^ knows the average airspeed of a swallow with a coconut.