^ is the former music director for Peaches and Herb.
^ runs a brothel from their office.
^ Looks forward to sanitation inspection of septic tanks ^
Likes to have his plumbing checked out.
^ Checks on men's plumbing in the Trumpetorium.
^ has a collection of Jean Harlow movies.
^^ Is standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona.
^ Spent her retirement savings buying the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile at auction recently
^ wonders why everyone says "Bless Your Heart" to him after he says anything
^ Is thinking about switching from beer to whisky because the beer is no longer cutting out the pain of his planning career.
^Does male-beneficial Kegel exercises when writing staff reports.^ Has attempted to derail no less than 7 threads in the last month trying to get people to discuss/compare the merits of Koegel hot dogs vs Armour hot dogs
^Does male-beneficial Kegel exercises when writing staff reports.
^Hates beer.^ Truly understands and appreciates the differences between Yin and Yang. So much so that he recently paid a top professional in the field $1500 to give him an expertly-calibrated yang adjustment.