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^ Holding his breath for the Detroit Tigers to win the World Series and Lions to win the Superbowl in the same year.
 
^ rocks the air triangle


My wife is a Jayahwk so that makes me a defacto supporter for most events. Also makes me generally anti Wildcat for a couple universities. You'll need a better lie.

A twofer then

Leads the City's anti-smoking campaign.

Never left the ship during shore leave.
 
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Packing up his Winnebago for a road trip to Ames, Iowa as part of his campaign to become Bernie Sander's VP choice.
 
^ Just finished his weekend at Bernie's annual marathon. Want's to be like Bernie some day.
 
Enforces the following Parrot Policy is his mancave:

Parrots are permitted if permanently perched upon the pirate's person. Provoking pirates' parrots by non-pirate persons is profusely prohibited. Penny-pinching or provocative parrots will be profoundly punished pursuant to present parrot policy.
 
^ got buzzed off 'America's Got Talent' for his act which involved knocking over paper targets and plastic army men with root beer shot out of his nostrils.
 
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Got really into sniffing a vanilla scented candle in the fall of 1999 and as a result had to have a "prosthetic" nostril fitted. It's the left nostril, in case you wondered.
 
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Pays a Bulgarian immigrant named Donald to rub hair growth tonic into his scalp on Thursday evenings. :)
 
^ Ev'ry mornin' at the mine you can see him arrive
He stands six foot six and weighs two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knows, ya don't give no lip to Big Ursus
 
^ got hit in the head by said wreaking ball. ;) :lmao:
 
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Plans to build a giant magnifying glass on city hall to aim at seagulls.

^ Advocates for Open Carry of Dr. Pepper.
Yes, Dr. Pepper must be allowed in all government buildings and we must remove the 3 day waiting period.
 
^ Recreated the house from Silence of the Lambs. Sleeps in the pit where it puts lotion on.
 
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