Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[Planit]

^secretly loves the marathon posting but won't say it in public

 

[Otis]

^ is Canadian.

 

[JNA]

^ wishes he was a Canadian.

 

[Doohickie]

^ thinks everyone should be Canadian.

 

[otterpop]

^
Thinks poutine is an STD.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ wears My Little Pony underoos.

 

[Otis]

^ Has a fur coat made from baby seals.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ likes to lick frog legs.

^ Has a fur coat made from baby seals.

8-!:-o:-c

 

[Otis]

^ Was extremely disappointed to learn that her gift subscription to MAN magazine really was for Model Airplane News.

[OT]The baby seal thing was the worst lie I could think of about you[/OT]

 

[dandy_warhol]

^played the part of Tennille in his Captain and Tennille tribute karaoke band.

 

[JNA]

^ likes cats better than some people.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ was actually born in Fargo, ND.

^ likes cats better than some people.

Well now, that isn't a lie. I can think of many a cat I like better than certain people!

 

[DVD]

^ runs an underground wiener dog race circuit

 

[Doohickie]

^ Loves cats. (Thinks they're delicious in a casserole.)

 

[otterpop]

^
Donald Trump's grooming coach.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ wrote the book on Yo' Momma jokes. Literally.

Here's proof:

Yo' Momma Jokes by otterpop

 

[Otis]

^ Identifies as a decathlete

 

[Doohickie]

^ Is having reassignment surgery to change from decathlete to croquet player.

 

[michaelskis]

^ is a motorator for Fox News Republican Presidential Debates.

 

[JNA]

^ snowplows on the green slopes.

 

[Mastiff]

^ such a big Ozzy fan he bites the heads off bats.

 

[Maister]

^ nickname is "ol' traintracks teeth"

 

[DVD]

^ Is still trying to grow in that mustache he started when he was 16

 

[Maister]

^ believes hamburgers really are the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast

 

[michaelskis]

^ Is secretly teaching pole dancing classes but tells his wife he does radio theater.

 

[Maister]

^ His life's greatest ambition is to get the highly coveted "employee of the month" parking space

 

[JNA]

^ was never considered for "employee of the hour"

 

[Doohickie]

^ Always pays for hotels in hourly rates.

^ His life's greatest ambition is to get the highly coveted "employee of the month" parking space

I got the Employee of the Half Month parking space - my boss is on vacation for two weeks and he's letting me use his spot.

 

[DVD]

^ once debated with a chicken for several days over the proper use of a cross walk.

 

[Big Owl]

^Lives 2 seconds into the future after they took the express bus to the quick mart to purchase a cup coffee that was secretly switched with Folgers crystals.

 

[otterpop]

^
Doesn't say "who-who," but instead says "Say what?"

 

[Otis]

^ Is embarassed that he is unable to explain how a true statement got into his most recent staff report.

 

[Doohickie]

^ His status reports are actually articles copied from the November, 1953, issue of Ladies Home Journal. His management hasn't noticed yet.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ His status reports are actually articles copied from the November, 1953, issue of Ladies Home Journal. His management hasn't noticed yet.

Rides a moped, not a bike because that's what all the cool kids in Europe do.

 

[DVD]

^ Is rebuilding a vintage vespa for the race circuit

 

[Big Owl]

^ uses a shopping cart as a grill.

 

[JNA]

^ doesn't return shopping carts to the parking lot cart corral.

 

[DVD]

^ makes little sails for shopping carts so they can move on their own and ding a couple cars.

 

[Doohickie]

Unabashedly pushes carts into cars in parking lots. Wears a Guy Fawkes mask to protect his identity.

Rides a moped, not a bike because that's what all the cool kids in Europe do.

Close. I drive this.

Fiat 500 by Paul Halicki, on Flickr

 

[otterpop]

^
How can I pick on the man? He drives a Fiat, for Chrissakes. Probably spends more time with his mechanic than his own kids.

 

[JNA]

^ Wished he was a Yugo mechanic. :lmao:

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Wished he was a Yugo mechanic. :lmao:

Owned a Yugo and thought it was spiffy.

 

[JNA]

^ thinks he looks spiffy wearing these saddle shoes

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ thinks he looks spiffy wearing these saddle shoesView attachment 5445

Still wears leisure suits from the '70s

 

[Maister]

^ Adamantly insists the word "zoo" is spelled with a silent 'q'

 

[michaelskis]

^ Is the Donald's hair dresser.

 

[JNA]

^ wishes he had The Donald's hair.

 

[DVD]

^ has an orangutan farm where he gets hair for the Don.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ has an orangutan farm where he gets hair for the Don.

Is a secret Jayhawks fan.

 

[michaelskis]

Is a secret Jayhawks fan.

^ Is thinking about moving to Yellowknife Canada to study polar bears.