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^^ Wears garb emblazoned with the "Hollister" logo not realizing the city of Hollister is a latrine, the clothing-line is made by Abercrombie & Fitch, and the city is not located in southern California.

It had to be said.
 
^ wears Sansabelt trousers, which is frustrating to him, because his collection of white belts hang unused in a closet in a spare room.
 
kms said:
^ wears Sansabelt trousers, which is frustrating to him, because his collection of white belts hang unused in a closet in a spare room.
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Has Santa's reindeer's heads mounted on the wall in her living room. Is especially fond of Rudolph's shiny nose.
 
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Once lost a good second income as a Dept. Store Santa because he wouldn't stop smoking cigars on break inside the gingerbread house....
 
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Decided it would be fun to leave "reindeer prints" on the roof on Christmas Eve, until he got stuck up there and lost three toes to frostbite.
 
^ won his neighborhood's Christmas light competition and is hosting a celebratory cookout for the judging committee.
 
^ owns the lighted suit that Robert Redford wore in the Electric Horseman. It comes in handy during the Christmas light season.
 
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Claims Santa's making toys for all the good girls and boys doesn't qualify as a home occupation and sent him a cease and desist letter by certified mail this morning.
 
Sounds like it needs industrial zoning and does he have work visas for all those immigrant elves?

^ Once denied a cell tower because it would interfere with Santa's flight pattern and approach to his house.
 
^ his chef's toque and Jingle Bells apron are clean and ready for his holiday cooking extravaganza.
 
^did not have to buy an ugly sweater this year because he already had several & thought they were fashionable
 
^ Is making a New Year's resolution to put on a few extra pounds through reverse liposuction.
 
^ Spent much of Sunday with his trainer working on new poses for the upcoming Mr. Universe competition
 
^assists with mad squirrel encounters and sells squirrel fur gloves on the side (no coincidence)
 
^ is a partner in a squirrel hide accessories business, and is developing fuzzy socks made from squirrel tails.
 
^ thinks Beavis and Butthead are cool....three levels of irony removed.
 
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