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^ poured a mug of coffee but forgot where he left it (next to the coffee pot).
 
^ sole reason for wanting to travel to France is to do that face kiss greeting thing.
 
In keeping with the Holiday season, when he sees the Kardasian sisters on TV, he says, "ho, ho, ho."
 
^pines for the good ole days when you had to light the woodstove every morning and haul water up from the creek
 
^Follows the straight and narrow. Until a fork comes, then he cries for days wondering what could happen.
 
^ Survived a stabbing because he had a pack of stale Juicy Fruit gum in his shirt pocket.
 
dvdneal said:
Is building an ark because it rained the other day.
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Drove like a granny during the big rainstorm because she was waiting to get new tires until the rainy season actually arrived and then didn't get the tires in time... true. :D
 
Had a pet reindeer as a kid with a shiny nose until they learned the joys of hunting.
 
^^^

Just hit send on his monthly email to APA... has been sending in photos for the cover of "Planning" for the past six years and hopes that maybe, someday, he'll get his 5 seconds of fame...
 
^ Once toasted three entire loaves of Wonder Bread in the vain attempt to see if an image of Jesus, Elvis, or Johnny Carson might happen to appear.
 
^ has a "no rubber thong" policy in his employee manual

(I actually had this once)
 
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Working on a reworking of "A Christmas Carol" where Scrooge loves Christmas, is visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future, sees the error of his ways and becomes a miserly curmudgeon. In the final scene Scrooge kicks the crutch from under Tiny Tim and the police haul off Crachit for embezzling.
 
Is sitting at the desk with no pants on. Don't ask for anything that requires them to get up!
 
^ Once performed "Born to be Wild" on the kazoo, while dressed in a tuxedo at Radio City Music Hall
 
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Likes to walk up to a policeman, looking frightened and sniffling, and tell him "I can't find my mommy."
 
^ Walked next door, put on a shirt and pants from the clothesline, and joined a group of carolers who were singing around the neighborhood.
 
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