^ Raises octopus in his basement so he has own supply to throw at Red Wing games
http://redwings.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=43781
^ Is being controlled by the aliens that abducted them 20 years ago.
^ Squeezes the Charmin just to get a rise out of Mr. Whipple.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudgeDrives a rolling coal monster truck.
^
Swears he will never smoke weed with Willie again.
^ Is from Indiana and wanted the username Hoosier Planner but couldn't figure out how to spell it.
I've got to carry my Fiat around somehow, right?
Actually it's a take off of Who's Your Daddy. So you were wrong on both accounts.