Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[Whose Yur Planner]

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Wishes Scarlett Johansson would quit calling him at home.

Hates soft shell crab po boys.

 

[JNA]

Misses Indiana Winters

 

[DVD]

^ spends weekends working at KFC by wearing a chicken suit and holding a sign.

 

[Maister]

^ Prefers wearing Speedos, but more from an honest admiration for their aesthetic qualities than function.

 

[JNA]

Does not celebrate National IPA day.:b:

 

[Doohickie]

^ Found out through personal experience that antibiotics do not stamp out all STDs.

 

[JNA]

[OT]STD = Standard Deviation ? :lmao:
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/STD[/OT]


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Does the chicken dance at the front counter.

 

[Doohickie]

Wishes the rash would go away at least.

 

[Maister]

^ started actively posting in the FAC nine years after registering due to a change in his meds

 

[DVD]

^ Is jealous that he doesn't have a chicken living on his head.

 

[Doohickie]

^ Is jealous that his cartoon avatar doesn't have a beard

 

[Richmond Jake]

^^ Caught his doohickey in the zipper of his pants.

 

[Doohickie]

^ That's not wine in that glass.

 

[Doohickie]

^ Started the most brilliant thread ever.

 

[Maister]

^ looks upon Archie Bunker as a sort of role model

 

[michaelskis]

Is going to be Rand Paul's running mate.

 

[otterpop]

Is going to be Rand Paul's running mate.

Last seen at Burning Man, selling tie-dyed T-shirts.

 

[kms]

^ is developing a variety of popping corn that will rival Orville Redenbacher's.

 

[Doohickie]

^ Is developing a variety of bow tie that will rival Orville Redenbacher's.

 

[kms]

^ Dances alone to Midnight at the Oasis.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Dances alone to Midnight at the Oasis.

Drives a Prius at work

 

[kms]

^ is an ankle and calf model for Argyle socks and sock garters.

 

[Maister]

^ her 15 minutes of fame was doing a Tide detergent commercial in the early 80's

 

[DVD]

^ Steals boxes of Tide to sell on the black market to fund his international arms dealings.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Steals boxes of Tide to sell on the black market to fund his international arms dealings.

Once had a girl in every port.

 

[Planit]

Jumps on tables and yell/sings "Yankee Doodle Dandy" at the local beer joint just to get noticed

 

[Doohickie]

Doesn't plan anything, just makes it up on the fly.

 

[DVD]

Enjoys bicycling in leather pants with a mesh half shirt while singing Village People songs.

 

[otterpop]

While drinking a Dos Equis in a bar and chatting about how he spent his day, he met an ad man and became the inspiration for a new ad campaign.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

While drinking a Dos Equis in a bar and chatting about how he spent his day, he met an ad man and became the inspiration for a new ad campaign.

Has only slept with one woman-his wife.

 

[The One]

Is

Is Andre the Giant!! Whose Yur Planner died years ago:-c

 

[ursus]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Will NOT wear jackets without patches on the elbows.

 

[Planit]

Is really an Episcopalian stuck at the tabernacle.

 

[michaelskis]

Has a profound desire to quit planning and become a elementary school teacher for kids with ADD.

 

[kms]

^ is a go-cart mechanic

 

[beach_bum]

Is one of those people who brings their little dog into the grocery store.

 

[michaelskis]

[ot]

^ is a go-cart mechanic

Ummm... In HS I was. :lmao: I can still tune a small engine to purr like a kitten, until you open up the throttle and it becomes a man eating lion. I even worked at a motorcycle shop for a while. [/ot]

 

[kms]

[ot]

Ummm... In HS I was. :lmao: I can still tune a small engine to purr like a kitten, until you open up the throttle and it becomes a man eating lion. I even worked at a motorcycle shop for a while. [/ot]

Well whaddya know.... In which case:

^ Is the pool boy for a plus size swimsuit model.

 

[JNA]

^ is a beach bum.

 

[kms]

^ recorded a CD of lullabies

 

[Hink]

^Once cried at a megadeath concert because it was so beautiful.

 

[Maister]

^ Mskis is his pool boy

 

[Doohickie]

^ His avatar is a depiction of Peppermint Patty after the gender reassignment surgery. With age progression.

Enjoys bicycling in leather pants with a mesh half shirt while singing Village People songs.

Remember, these are supposed to be lies.

 

[michaelskis]

^ His avatar is a depiction of Peppermint Patty after the gender reassignment surgery. With age progression.

^Was George Lucas's first choice to play Darth Vader in Star Wars

 

[Hink]

^Likes how far Justin Beiber has come as a musician.

 

[michaelskis]

^Likes how far Justin Beiber has come as a musician.

^Is the guy on the steps at the end of the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZZqaYgPrY0

 

[Rygor]

^ Once killed a man with his bare hands.

 

[Maister]

^ takes a perverse pleasure in 'squeezing the Charmin' at every grocery store he visits

 

[terraplnr]

^ is really excited about his Halloween costume... a "This Is My Costume" t-shirt.

 

[kms]

^ wears her mother's old Earth Shoes.