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On the first day of Christmas, my planner gave to me . . .

Seven Commissioners for a quorum
Six neighbors crying
FIVE AFFIRMATIVE VOTES
Four backyard roosters crowing
Three French benches
two Special Land Uses
and a huge lot with commercial zoning
 
Eight non-conforming lots
Seven Commissioners for a quorum
Six neighbors crying
FIVE AFFIRMATIVE VOTES
Four backyard roosters crowing
Three French benches
two Special Land Uses
and a huge lot with commercial zoning
 
Nine consultants clashing
Eight non-conforming lots
Seven Commissioners for a quorum
Six neighbors crying
FIVE AFFIRMATIVE VOTES
Four backyard roosters crowing
Three French benches
two Special Land Uses
and a huge lot with commercial zoning
 
Ten landlords complaining
Nine consultants clashing
Eight non-conforming lots
Seven Commissioners for a quorum
Six neighbors crying
FIVE AFFIRMATIVE VOTES
Four backyard roosters crowing
Three French benches
two Special Land Uses
and a huge lot with commercial zoning
 
Eleven ADUs for renting
Ten landlords complaining
Nine consultants clashing
Eight non-conforming lots
Seven Commissioners for a quorum
Six neighbors crying
FIVE AFFIRMATIVE VOTES
Four backyard roosters crowing
Three French benches
two Special Land Uses
and a huge lot with commercial zoning
 
On the 12th day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
twelve FOIA requests coming
Eleven ADUs for renting
Ten landlords complaining
Nine consultants clashing
Eight non-conforming lots
Seven Commissioners for a quorum
Six neighbors crying
FIVE AFFIRMATIVE VOTES
Four backyard roosters crowing
Three French benches
two Special Land Uses
and a huge lot with commercial zoning
 
We should do a dark side version

On the first day of Christmas my client gave to me......
 
1. An application after a deadline
2. Two SOB applications (buy local!)
3. Three applications never reviewed and lost is the city system (just happened)
 
1. An application after a deadline
2. Two SOB applications (buy local!)
3. Three applications never reviewed and lost is the city system (just happened)
4. Four Garages converted to ADU's without a permit or inspection
 
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