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Humor šŸ¤£ If real life was like the movies . . .

No one would ever need to go to the bathroom. Unless it was funny. Then everyone would go.
 
Getting shot in the arm or leg is just like a really bad bug bite! You can totally keep running, jumping, shooting etc and not bleed out!
 
If you need to disguise yourself as an employee of a place, just beat up the first janitor, nurse, etc. you see and change into their clothes, which will fit you perfectly.
 
Female foreign exchange students would be unknowingly livestreamed while changing their clothes in a classmates bedroom.
 
Time travel would be a little bumpy, but a teenager would get it straightened out just...in...time.

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Getting 'flesh wounds' from bullets is no particular cause for concern. If it happens, just wrap a bandage around it and carry on with fighting bad guys like nothing happened.

EDIT: I see Terminator beat me to it.
 
Your weapon never runs out of ammunition.

Your vehicle is never so badly damaged it won't keep going, balls to the wall.
 
Rarely do see them do any housework - the house is always clean & tidy. yes there are a few exceptions.

after a disater movies - have you ever seen the recovery - too long & dull/boring for a sequel movie
 
All a woman needs to do to go from ugly and nerdy to hot is take of her glasses and let her hair down.
 
If a complex technical problem presents itself, the solution is simple: reverse the polarity! In fact, if manufacturers were serious about building good tech, they would start out with the polarity of all their units being reversed right off the factory floor and they'd never have problems to begin with.
 
If it is a Hallmark movie...

Every good looking wealthy guy in the big city is pissed that their fiancƩe decided to ditch them for some flannel wearing Christmas tree salesman in a small town.
 
If something really bad is about to happen, get as far away from any ' really good people' as you can. They are certain to be killed before their time. Best not to be in their blast radius when that happens.
 
Do you trust your self to cut the blue or was it the red wire ?
Do you always carry wire cutters or do you always have you Leatherman ?
 
Even poor people live in really large houses or at least have really large rooms for all their stuff.
 
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