Humor 🤣 Generic FAC Thread

[Maister]

Coming up with new FAC thread ideas doesn't get any easier. I've decided today not to bother even trying. Why expend the effort? We all need a break once in a while and I'm perfectly happy letting the ol' autopilot handle my affairs this morning. So….
[Insert general observation about some common phenomenon or object the majority of people will have personal experience or familiarity with. Include one self-effacing comment, while using stilted vocabulary and exhibit no apparent awareness of the inherent irony. Take a more or less neutral view on topic]
[Pose open-ended question such that it invites posters to respond with either a humorous remark or profound insight/observation]
[Include poll]

 

[michaelskis]

what was said above

Ask slightly controversial political question with a notable right leaning viewpoint on the topic as a way to spur pubic discussion about topic. Make sure to attack the person’s statement and not the person themselves... unless they are just being stupid.

 

[Maister]

Disagree with Mskis remarks. Take a personal jab and make certain to point out humorous typo

 

[mendelman]

A rabbi, a priest, and a dental hygenist walk into a bar.......

[insert 'tongue stuck out" smiley here}

 

[michaelskis]

Make comment about Freud and his theory and give 14 links to back my thoughts on the topic.

Mention conversation topic regarding related subject to further justify statement in a self help Tony Robbins style format.

 

[Maister]

A rabbi, a priest, and a dental hygenist walk into a bar.......

[insert 'tongue stuck out" smiley here}

[Berate mendelman for taking thread off-topic, oblivious to the obvious hypocrisy demonstrated by Maister's own off-topic tangent in post #3)

 

[mendelman]

Make comment about Freud and his theory and give 14 links to back my thoughts on the topic.

Mention conversation topic regarding related subject to further justify statement in a self help Tony Robbins style format.

[insert 'eye roll' smiley here]

Get back on topic by providing an extended multi-paragraph detailed description of a personal life experience explaining your poll choice.

Then add an apology for long windedness.

 

[Tranplanner]

Post response indicating you don't care one way or the other while suggesting those who do care are stupid.

 

[Suburb Repairman]

Post response that somehow attempts to link the topic to Dave Ramsey, no matter how seemingly irrelevent it seems. Bonus points if it attempts to relate to the Walmart business model.

 

[Planderella]

Read the thread while thinking I'm so above all of this, yet continue to read it throughout the days to see whats been posted

 

[Flying Monkeys]

Make sexual reference........ possibly off-color joke.

 

[Maister]

[Post comments continuing to vector thread off-topic]

[observe Sam's law invoked]

[make vague attempt to bring thread back on topic, while incorporating clever wittticism)

 

[Richmond Jake]

Quote a long winded, multi-paragraph post containing conclusionary statements without supporting evidence or analysis. Then add your response....

What s/he said.

 

[michaelskis]

Post response that somehow attempts to link the topic to Dave Ramsey, no matter how seemingly irrelevent it seems. Bonus points if it attempts to relate to the Walmart business model.

Insert a range of happy smiley faces in response to Dave Ramsey!

Post several lines of disjoined thoughts in response to mendelman's post noting how it is all related to sociological changes of liberalism.

note that your happy that RJ did not mention his pool.

 

[The One]

No no no.....

Keep it inane.....

Ask something like What is your favorite watch? or Shoes? or suit for men and type of bathing suit for women (2 peice vs. one piece....discuss...)

 

[mendelman]

Snark the snark and the snark snark with snark to snark.

 

[Jeff]

im confused

 

[JNA]

Maister this thread almost deserves a Leonard Pinth-Garnell qoute.

 

[Dan]

Well, you won't find it back home in Buffalo, yet it's common in every other city in the country.

Beer.

 

[Maister]

[Reference Flying Monkey's crude humor remarks and try to turn topic in a more serious direction and attempt to draw more input from female Cyburbians ]

[Remark how poll responses are not going in direction originally anticipated ]

 

[Bubba]

Vaguely address original post. Roll eyes. Reference beer and/or baseball.

Well, you won't find it back home in Buffalo, yet it's common in every other city in the country.

Make fun of Buffalo and/or Yankees.

 

[ofos]

Start thread with scathing, flaming remark referencing a non-existent previous post.

Moderator note:

[provide a general chastising statement that reminds people to play nicely and that participation here is not a right granted by the United States Constitution, so quit the "freedom of speech" whining]

[insert mod name here]

 

[Dan]

 

[btrage]

Respond with comment that attempts to make me look smarter than everyone else.

Follow it up with a question that again attempts to make me look smarter than everyone else.

Finish with a comment that would be offensive to most people, but end it with a winking smiley face.

 

[ofos]

a way to spur pubic discussion about topic

M'skis starts a pubic discussion thread

 

[noottamevas]

Announce my poll choice and add nothing else to the discussion
Obvious post pad to boost my count...lookout clubbe here I come [wink smiley][tongue smiley][devil smiley][beer smiley]

 

[planning_chick]

Continue waiting to respond to ensure last word (even though no one else has any interest in the thread after waiting the standard lurker two weeks to comment)

 

[michaelskis]

M'skis starts a pubic discussion thread

Comment on pubic discussions and how it is possible to incorporate several different positions depending on ones mood. Express anger over several posts Bush bashing.

 

[Dan]

M'skis starts a pubic discussion thread

I'm channeling someone who responds and posts a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really 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[Dan]

Wait ... I'm also channeling a drive-by poster who accidentally posts in the wrong thread kindly asks us to tell him everything about the town plannings in your country very much please. we will kindly do the needful and oblige in a most speedily manner.

(you will do the needful and make a clicking on the link for a most appropriate soundtrack very much please)

 

[JNA]

This thread needs help. :-D

 

[Maister]

Comment on pubic discussions and how it is possible to incorporate several different positions depending on ones mood. Express anger over several posts Bush bashing.

[insert sanctimonius-sounding mod note threatening to start distribution of yellow and red cards if sexual innuendos persist)

 

[michaelskis]

[insert sanctimonius-sounding mod note threatening to start distribution of yellow and red cards if sexual innuendos persist)

Respond with TWELVE page manifesto noting that it was an innocent typo and request moderator title be removed noting political discrimination! also add that it is obvious that the moderator has a perverted frame of mind and manipulated the post with unacceptable use of bold words.

 

[btrage]

Politely request that this thread be closed, hinting that I am a better person than all of you, and I am above all of this childish behavior.

 

[Planderella]

Marvel at the number of couples who have become such because of Cyburbia and how they inspire others to set their standards just as low [tongue smiley] [wink smiley]

 

[JNA]

At what point do you think better or worse off than another Cyburbian based solely on their posts in this thread ?

BTW what does STAN think or say about this ?

 

[Richmond Jake]

Describe all the harassment you received when growing because you were perceived as "different." Then mention you can't answer further because you're tired and haven't slept for three days due to your medical condition.

 

[Jaxspra]

Has everyone around here lost thier minds???

 

[kjel]

Has everyone around here lost thier minds???

That assumes one had a mind to lose in the first place

 

[SGB]

Wonder aloud what whiticisms el Guapo would add to this thread if he were still "on board."

 

[JNA]

We all miss eG.

 

[biscuit]

Post pithy comment that is more facetious than substantive [insert winking smiley]

Read post the next morning and make vain attempt to correct atrocious spelling and grammar mistakes.

 

[Bubba]

[BKM]Post long cut-and-paste quote from obscure left-leaning political blog[/BKM].

 

[Seabishop]

The City of Portland had all this figured out way back in the 70's.

 

[ofos]

The City of Portland had all this figured out way back in the 70's.

Agree wholeheartedly and expound on the beauty of the Maine seacoast as journaled by lobstermen in the 1770's.

 

[Budgie]

My breathing didn't stop today. I guess that's a good thing.

 

[safege]

Try to change the subject to Wendel Cox.

(thread usually ends at this point)

 

[noottamevas]

The City of Portland had all this figured out way back in the 70's.

Thoughtfull reply to Seabishop

Agree wholeheartedly and expound on the beauty of the Maine seacoast as journaled by lobstermen in the 1770's.

second reply to ofos being to lazy to combine posts knowing a mod will do it anyway

 

[Wannaplan?]

We all miss eG.

ironic assault on reason

 

[Dan]