Humor 🤣 Dad Jokes

[fringe]

There's a big sale going on at the Legos store. People are lined up for blocks.

In 2010 the Dali Lama came to speak at Emory U. in ATL. He had won some award and was blessed with an honorary degree and faculty chair.

Location was Centennial Park, created for ATL Olympics. The line to the gate was so long it stretched around the block, and we waited over an hour.

As we stood a car pulled to the curb and asked us if American Idol was playing there!

 

[Gedunker]

I didn't run a marathon in 2022. I didn't run one in 2023 or 2024, either. I most likely won't run one in 2025.

It's kind of a running joke.

 

[mendelman]

My FIL would have liked this one:

Two of my sons, me, my two BILs and nephew were [Paul]bearers this past Saturday at my FIL's funeral.

 

[michaelskis]

What did the Stopwatch do when he realized he was still hungry?



He went back 4 seconds!

 

[Gedunker]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?



Aye Matey!







I'm here all week. Be kind to your servers and tip generously!

 

[michaelskis]

What do you get when a microscope runs into a telescope?



A kaleidoscope!

 

[fringe]

On a quick trip to the store I asked a clerk, "Where are the kidley beans?"

He said, "You mean kidney beans?"

I answered, "I said kidley beans, diddle eye?"