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Humor šŸ¤£ Dad Jokes

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I don't know if this is a dad joke . . .

Mrs. Me and I attended a vow renewal at the Ren Faire last weekend. During registration, we were asked how long we've been married.

I said 18 years. 12 to the first one and 6 to the second!
 
Great jokes for people only married once. Introduce the other person as your 1st husband/wife.
 
Whose Yur Planner said:
That's one of those that I find to be funny but feel guilty about it.
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As a quick aside. People go through a phase wondering if they were adopted. The thought never crossed my mind. I look like what you would get if you combined elements of both my parents. Basically, Nordic with with a few other groups mixed in.
 
my boss told me to dress up as the job I want, not the one I have. so I became batman.

what do you call a sheep that can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.

  • Dad: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
    Me: I don't know.
    Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
    Me: What about the pot of glue?
    Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.

I went to the aquarium. but I didn't stay long. there's something fishy about that place.

anyone on?

how do I get points?
 
Maister said:
You get to join the Clube here when you've got a 1000 posts to your name.

It's the best we can do.
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so getting points mean I need to make funny or good stuff and then people give points?

on what grounds did the police arrest the devil??
they got him on possession.
 
Wolfie said:
my boss told me to dress up as the job I want, not the one I have. so I became batman.

what do you call a sheep that can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.

  • Dad: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
    Me: I don't know.
    Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
    Me: What about the pot of glue?
    Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.

I went to the aquarium. but I didn't stay long. there's something fishy about that place.

anyone on?

how do I get points?
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Your posts have to be reviewed by the appropriate committee. Awards are assigned based on humor level, but always anonymously. No appeals.
 
We had a discussion at work about what city has the best New Year's Eve celebration. Several people said it had to be New York City.






I said, "I don't know, they seem to drop the ball every year".
 
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