I like this old ad from 1924. It reduces all the marketing speak into just two words: "PATRONIZE US". These are the kind of folks Ron Swanson would do business with. Competitive prices? Good service? Do you even need their product? None of that matters. Just skip all the chit chat, offer a firm handshake, buy some wood, and leave.
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I only noticed the swastikas after I reduced the image size. Again, 1924.
On a related note, 40 years ago, Schiller Park was a much different neighborhood.
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Things get done when you use a Dyke.
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A new house for only $75,900 ...
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... In 1982 dollars. That's $232,946.93 today. There's also the mortgage with 12% interest.
The first feature the ad mentions is a "luxurious dining room". So Old Buffalo. A house could have six bedrooms and one tiny bathroom, but as long as the dining room can fit three generations of parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins, and nephews for a St. Joseph's table or extended wake, it's all good.