North Dakota. Even South Dakota at least has Mount Rushmore.
I voted North Dakota. It is the least visited state in the union for a reason.
Even the Simpsons visited Delaware. Bart was excited about visiting a screen door factory!
I have to vote North Dakota as well. There is a sliver of the state, right next to Montana (of course), that is interesting - the Theodore Roosevelt National Park. It isn't big and essentially it concentrates every feature you might see in the Badlands National Park into something you can see in half a day.
Other than that North Dakota seems to be one continuous wheat field from Montana to Fargo. And flat. Miles and miles of flat, boring, featureless land. The cows look bored and probably dream wistfully of the day when a truck will put them out of their misery and haul them to the slaughterhouse.
In my desperation of trying to find a job after grad school, I interviewed for a planning job is West Fargo, which makes Fargo look like Las Vegas in comparison, The planning director asked me "Why would you want to leave Montana to work here?"
He had me there. I gave him the standard BS about looking for opportunity and challenges, but really the answer was I am nearly broke, my student loan is in deferment, and Raman noodles is practically my breakfast, lunch and dinner.
"It was either West Fargo or suicide," I could have said,
"and after driving across your state and seeing your town, the latter choice is looking better and better."
On the way home there was a town that had been smashed flat by a tornado. The whole town. It was just rubble. God had good aim. He just couldn't muster enough wind to take out the whole state.
