Chairman of the bored
I remember hearing a standup comedian joke "anyone here ever eat at Denny's? [light scattered audience applause] Note the enthusiasm. No one ever PLANS to go to Denny's. No one ever says 'hey, guys, I got a great idea - let's go out to eat at Denny's.' No, Denny's is where you end up at because no place else is still serving food when the bars close."